A couple groaners

savage170

July 30, 2023 21:40

my ex-wife still misses me

but her aim is getting better!

i tried to remarry my ex wife

she figured I was only after my money

I swapped my wife's lipstick with super glue

She's still not talking to me

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  austin20

  July 30, 2023 21:46

  Good ones Gary

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  KL

  July 30, 2023 21:48

  I got a revolver for my wife.

  I miss her but it was a great deal.

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  jimdeere

  July 30, 2023 22:52

  Next time I think about getting married, I'll just find a woman who hates my guts and buy her a house.

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  rob223

  July 30, 2023 23:27

  A guy was sitting on a park bench sulking. Another man saw him and asked what's wrong.

  I traded my wife for a bottle of Whiskey.

  Oh, and now your sad, sorry and miss her?

  No, the bottles empty...

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  austin20

  July 30, 2023 23:41

  After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious.

  “You’re running around with another woman— admit it!” she demanded.

  “What other woman?” Adam shot back. “You’re it!”

  That night, Adam was fast asleep when he was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest.

  “What are you doing?”

  “Counting your ribs.”

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  montanajoe

  • Community moderator

  July 31, 2023 00:30

  Boo, hisss, LOL

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