The South Will Save Us. Mr KERRY
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Liberals, Conservatives, and Southerners
How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives
and Southerners? Pose the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
You are carrying a Glock .45, and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything
to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What
does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly
swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Conservative Answer:
BANG!
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click...(sounds of reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do
you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips?"
[:D] [:D] [:D] Herein lies our hope I'm a Yankee ,but Dixies gonna save our a**es [:D] [:D] [:D] [;)] I Hope [;)]_________________________________________________________________
American used to Roar like Lions for Liberty- Now they Bleat like Sheep for Security.
Always Remember Security without Liberty is called PRISON! -
Liberals, Conservatives, and Southerners
How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives
and Southerners? Pose the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
You are carrying a Glock .45, and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything
to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What
does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly
swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Conservative Answer:
BANG!
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click...(sounds of reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do
you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips?"
[:D] [:D] [:D] Herein lies our hope I'm a Yankee ,but Dixies gonna save our a**es [:D] [:D] [:D] [;)] I Hope [;)]_________________________________________________________________
American used to Roar like Lions for Liberty- Now they Bleat like Sheep for Security.
Always Remember Security without Liberty is called PRISON! -
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American used to Roar like Lions for Liberty- Now they Bleat like Sheep for Security.
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