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  • tallcharlie
    I haven't received any partnership offers yet.
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  • bpost
    You're going to need a security officer with a sword to chop off the heads of the Infidels that refuse to convert. Make sure your business plan has an Obama certified health plan, 401K, vision and dental plans too. How much vacation the first year and do you have free decaf coffee in the lounge?
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  • tallcharlie
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    You're going to need a security officer with a sword to chop off the heads of the Infidels that refuse to convert. Make sure your business plan has an Obama certified health plan, 401K, vision and dental plans too. How much vacation the first year and do you have free decaf coffee in the lounge?
    I haven't gotten that far yet. I'm still trying to get a small business loan from the Imam-in-chief. However, employees will be allowed to pray whenever the call reaches them, but they have to supply their own rugs.
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