Cussed out two
So far I have cussed out two telemarketers today. They call my cell phone and make it look like a local phone. I really hate that.
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need to hold them on as long as possible and waste their time 0 -
Don?t answer If you don?t recognize the caller. 0 -
i have learned to speak hindi to P them off 0 -
I rented the move Taxi Driver and recorded this scene on cassette tape: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpJOxbaC8YU
When a telemarketer calls, I tell them "Just a second" and then I play this tape into the phone.
"Are you talking to me. Well, I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you are talking to? I am a man who has put up with the filth, the sum, like you are..."0 -
Had a call from "unavailable" today. I wasn't busy, so answered it. Could barely understand the thick, unidentifiable accent, but kept her on the phone for over 5 minutes asking her to repeat herself. I still don't have any idea what she was trying to sell. [}:)]
I have in the past used my best Chief Bos'n Mate cuss word language on them, but the wife has made me tone it down.0 -
I got a call about my computer today. Caller had a heavy Indian accent.
My response to him was that he sounded like a fairly intelligent person so why was he mixed up with a scam? and then I hang up.[:D]0 -
I have gone cheap with the landline and no longer have caller ID. I answer every call and would say that about 75% are telemarketers.
Lately I have noticed just about all of these calls are prerecorded but sound like you are listening to a real live person!
That sure takes all the fun out of my telemarketer "target shooting"[:(]0 -
"Don?t answer If you don?t recognize the caller."
Not an option for me. I get work related calls from anywhere in the state and occasionally from the agency Director in Washington DC.
I do have the option of asking "Do you know you've dialed the number of a field investigator for XYZ agency?" That usually results in an immediate disconnect.0 -
"So....Rachel....what are you wearing?" [:p] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 11b6r
"So....Rachel....what are you wearing?" [:p]
and if Rachel said she wasnt wearing anything, what would you say?0 -
Don't know the # ? Don't answer.
Curse them out?- they'll put your # on another 100 robo calling machines.
Or send them to a real address in hostile territory [:D]0 -
Easy to say but as noted some of us use our phone for business which some calls come in by nature unidentified. Also many of these pieces of poop are using virtual number technology to scam a local number.
I say they should be caught and strung up by their gonads.
If only I could give out the personal numbers of all Politicians they would react and solve the issue. Hitting the location with a drone strike would also be OK with me.
Even better if all unsolicited calls could be billed back ten dollars for every call you id as spam!
Hitting the quote:Originally posted by mjrfd99
Don't know the # ? Don't answer.
Curse them out?- they'll put your # on another 100 robo calling machines.
Or send them to a real address in hostile territory [:D]0 -
I tell them their exotic accent is really hot and turning me on, and I ask them what they are wearing. 0 -
If "Rachel" said she wasn't wearing anything, I'd tell her that's because she is a lousy scammer- if she was any good, she would be wearing mink. I had one male that told me "Rachel" was wearing a thong and high heels- she was such a hooer. Told him he should not talk about his mother like that. 0 -
The "Do Not Call List" another government program that has failed, yet the same politicians keep getting re-elected despite their failures, but as they say at election time....."I work hard for you....send me back" [:(!] F'em all [}:)] 0 -
I don't answer and block the number.I probably have 50 numbers blocked. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by buddyb
I don't answer and block the number.I probably have 50 numbers blocked.
^^This, I have no time to mess with teletrash.0 -
Rachel called and I hit the button to tell them I was on the No Call list and she said I'm on the I don't care list and hung-up.
Do not call is a joke0 -
I got six calls from the same number yesterday. Same woman, same red dot accent. On the last call, I acted like I was interested, and strung out the conversation a bit. When she got to the point where she said she needed my credit card number to verify everything, I figured I'd have a little fun.
"Can I ask you a question about my account?"
"Yes sir. I'd be happy to help you with that."
"When you bend over, does it look like you got hit in the ass with a splitting maul?"
If you ever wondered whether or not someone with a full-bore Indian accent can mumble, why yes, yes they can.[:I][:D]0 -
"911. What's your emergency?" 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 35 Whelen
I got six calls from the same number yesterday. Same woman, same red dot accent. On the last call, I acted like I was interested, and strung out the conversation a bit. When she got to the point where she said she needed my credit card number to verify everything, I figured I'd have a little fun.
"Can I ask you a question about my account?"
"Yes sir. I'd be happy to help you with that."
"When you bend over, does it look like you got hit in the ass with a splitting maul?"
If you ever wondered whether or not someone with a full-bore Indian accent can mumble, why yes, yes they can.[:I][:D]
!!![:D][:D][:D]!!!
Mind if I borrow that?0 -
Neo, you may fire when ready.[:D] 0 -
If I answer unknown caller I answer Sheriff Department fraud division. Have never had to talk to anyone after that. 0 -
I just don't answer the phone anymore if I don't recognize the number. Then I block every number that calls that I don't recognize. I had one call three times one night waking me up, that really pissed me off. 0
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