i made a snowman today [sigh]
8:00 AM I made a snowman today.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:20 So, I made a snow woman.
8:22 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:25 The happy couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:28 The transgender man.. woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:35 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:40 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:45 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:55 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
9:00 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
9:07 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
9:14 TV news crew from the CNN shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:15 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:20 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:30n Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today.
Merry Christmas
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:20 So, I made a snow woman.
8:22 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:25 The happy couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:28 The transgender man.. woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:35 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:40 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:45 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:55 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
9:00 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
9:07 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
9:14 TV news crew from the CNN shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:15 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:20 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:30n Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today.
Merry Christmas
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And you come on here and say Merry Christmas instead of happy holidays, and just
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Haters gonna hate. 0 -
[:D][:)][:p][^] Merry Christmas and if they don't like it they can pound snow. 0
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