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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

AP
MEXICO CITY - Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" - or "Little Death" - and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.

That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.
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  • SG
    Why we need drug testing for these idiots and how did he get elected.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg[V][xx(][:(]
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  • Sam06
    I am not sure what is going on in FL but the people there are batbababooey crazy, Maybe its the water?
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  • SG
    Could be the ingredients in KFC's gravy.[:D]

    quote:Originally posted by Sam06
    I am not sure what is going on in FL but the people there are batbababooey crazy, Maybe its the water?
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  • reload999
    So, what's wrong with the article? Something wrong with free trade and KFC?
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  • Arby
    They must be smoking some of the high grade stuff.
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  • SG
    Reminds me of the "plutonium nighborg" scene from Heavy Metal. [:D]

    https://youtu.be/J68tNUpoajw


    quote:Originally posted by Arby
    They must be smoking some of the high grade stuff.
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  • Grasshopper
    Space creatures need cash to, like an Uber space craft, excellent!
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  • p3skyking
    They believe in invisible gods. That should be your first clue.
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  • mjrfd99
    Buddy sent this when I asked "WTH is it with you people?"
    https://mic.com/articles/107372/49-tremendous-things-florida-men-accomplished-this-year#.XVju05IlP

    Mama done left dem chillin's out in sun to long.
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  • bpost
    They seem sincere enough.[:0]
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  • serf
    A sucker is born every minute on this scam! I rather go to the circus but hell they outlawed that one too! At least I got see a show and be entertained in the process before at the carnival [:D]

    Those days are over now it's the government giving us the show along with Hollywood.[:o)]

    serf
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  • 204targetman
    Tickets to Heaven are completely free. I reserved my spot a long time ago.
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  • SoreShoulder
    quote:Originally posted by 204targetman
    Tickets to Heaven are completely free. I reserved my spot a long time ago.
    Not the one with a planet made of drugs.
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  • 204targetman
    quote:Originally posted by SoreShoulder
    quote:Originally posted by 204targetman
    Tickets to Heaven are completely free. I reserved my spot a long time ago.
    Not the one with a planet made of drugs.


    Yeah, Im talking about the actual Heaven. Not the one in the article
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  • montanajoe
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    [:0][:0][:0]
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  • mnrivrat48
    Seems to me that most all religions are selling a ticket to heaven in some manner. Just because this couples idea of heaven is different doesn't make them unique, or guilty of a crime for doing it in my opinion. Remember Tammy Faye ? and many others like the Bakers.


    Or the folks that dance with snakes, and a big crystal palace church that has raked in a huge fortune selling heaven. This couple might be bat crazy but I don't think that selling the tickets should be a crime.
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  • Sawz
    Snopes says false
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  • 7.62x39Lover
    WOW! [B)] [:0]
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  • Smitty500mag
    Damn! I've been scammed again. [:(]
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  • SG
    Snopes..... Lol

    quote:Originally posted by Sawz
    Snopes says false
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  • droptop
    quote:Originally posted by SG
    Snopes..... Lol

    quote:Originally posted by Sawz
    Snopes says false



    Snopes isn't the most reliable source, but on this occasion I'd say the left is right. CLICK BAIT. ie: Fake News.
    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

    Never trust a website called: http://stuppid.com/
    Although It was all I could do to NOT CLICK on the more interesting articles. Like,,Businessman Wants To Eat Last Panamanian Tree Frog
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  • Rocky Raab
    "the actual heaven"


    BWAHAHAHA
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  • SG
    No doubt it could be fake. Either way it's funny as hell[:D] Definitely wouldn't surprise me, though, coming from Florida.


    quote:Originally posted by droptop
    quote:Originally posted by SG
    Snopes..... Lol

    quote:Originally posted by Sawz
    Snopes says false



    Snopes isn't the most reliable source, but on this occasion I'd say the left is right. CLICK BAIT. ie: Fake News.
    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

    Never trust a website called: http://stuppid.com/
    Although It was all I could do to NOT CLICK on the more interesting articles. Like,,Businessman Wants To Eat Last Panamanian Tree Frog
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