IRS called and they're gonna send the cops.
They left a number. Mighty kind of them. 516 303 8289 What's the odds they speak American? I wonder because they used a robotic woman to do the talking.
I should call back with a thick Japo accent and maybe a little slow [:D]. Haa woo? I callring back [:D]. Be odd if they had a fluent Japo speaker there to out me.
I should call back with a thick Japo accent and maybe a little slow [:D]. Haa woo? I callring back [:D]. Be odd if they had a fluent Japo speaker there to out me.
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They called me at work and said they were coming after me. All I gave was the company Info when I answered never did say my name. 0 -
Send them a bunch of Monopoly Money![:D] 0 -
You may as well shoot your dog now before they do it for you. 0 -
OMG!!! Will you be O.K.???????[:0][:0][:0][:0][:0] 0 -
LOCK AND LOAD! 0 -
I rike your idea, I berieve that is a Bengalore area code. 0 -
just tell them the prince in Africa is transferring one million US dollars to your account on Friday to avoid taxes in his country so take out what they need and forward the rest to him [}:)] of course minus the ten percent handling fee [^][^]
or your selling the sail boat you won as soon as you pay the five grand shipping and tax charge0 -
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LOCK AND LOAD!
"rock and road".0 -
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You may as well shoot your dog now before they do it for you.
Sad but true0 -
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I rike your idea, I berieve that is a Bengalore area code.
Close, its a New York area code0 -
I played along with this lady for a while, she was definitely American. I said blah blah that I was scared and please don't ect ect- We could clear this up now with a credit card and 800 hundred dollars-- I then said I feel that I am excited #128522; talking to you and maybe we could like have love together- She hesitated and then stuttered and hung up - lol 0 -
quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
The phone numbers displayed are usually "mirrored" and do not originate from that number. The predominant fraud calls are now from Jamaica. When I receive a bogus call I become the most racist, bigoted, evil, mean, confrontational person the caller has or will ever contend with. I really have fun doing it and actually startled my wife one time when she walked in on a call in progress. [:D][}:)][:p]
I am nice and say not interested, if they insist on continueing that is when I get like you, I allways ask how big are your boobs, then tell them my wife won't let me talk to women with big boobs, she has walked in on/heard that conversation so many times now she just shakes her head and sighs when I answer the phone......[:D]0 -
They called me and said they were sending the cops also. I told them to wait about 20 minutes so I could go and pick up a dozen donuts and some coffee. Never heard another thing, 0 -
I like to ask the females what color panties they are wearing, the men, I start lisping and asking them for a date. [:X] Usually ends the call pretty quick. [}:)] 0 -
Tell them there's no need to get the police involved. let them know that they can just send YOU a money order for what they owe YOU, and you'll forget all about it.
When they say "no, you owe us money". Just say "no, I just finished my audit with you guys yesterday and we've come to the conclusion that I've been overpaying my taxes for years, and you guys owe me $10, 000. Please send me a money order at your earliest convenience"0 -
I usually ask if they have any idea which of their mother's customers was their father. If that doesn't get them off the phone I continue to insult their wife, sister, daughter, grandmother & so forth. Makes my wife mad if she overhears me. 0 -
If you don't recognize the number, answer with, "FBI. Agent Harris. This call is being recorded." 0 -
One that called me said he was with the company that made my Windows program. Hmmm, you don't even know what company you work for? So I said, "No you are just another scammer." He laughed, said, "you are right" and hung up. No real need to be rude. 0 -
Had a conversation with one of those idiots once.
Told him if he could just give me a few days I would have more then enough to pay my debt as soon as the money I was promised from a Nigerian Prince comes in. There wa a long pause, and click...[^]
Trinity +++0 -
had a friend got a long call from some gal trying to get his cc and bank account number... after a while of verbal jousting he asked her if after a long day of phone calls she liked a round of anal sex to relax....after a pause she giggled and said "YES i do"...he got so flustered he just hung up..... 0 -
Found a funny IRS scam video. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42so6wwJhnA0 -
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quote:Originally posted by He Dog
I rike your idea, I berieve that is a Bengalore area code.
Close, its a New York area code
Yep Long Island Area. It's mostly a foreign country now.0 -
Got the IRS scam recording call, no live person just the recording. Claims I will be arrested today by the local police if I don't call and send the money I owe.
These recordings are actually a better business model for the scammers as it eliminates anyone with an IQ higher than 50 and saves time bickering with people who will never send them a dime.
This way when someone calls back even if its one in a thousand, it is a potential victim.
Never call from your phone never send an email or reply to any request for unsubscribe or any reason at all.
Unless you get a live person to play around with never make contact yourself0
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