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  • David Nunn
    I bought 6 babey chickens today. Someone was advertising chicken tractors last week and would like to get some plans to build one.
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  • jimdeere
    Well, some folks say that a *** won?t steal
    But I caught three in my corn field
    One had a bushel, and one had a peck
    One had a roastin? ear tied around his neck.
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  • He Dog
    Must be aftereffects from the anesthesia.[:0]
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  • toad67
    Are you choking them..[:D]
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  • Brookwood
    Are you crossing any roads with your stolen chickens?

    That would finally answer a life long question![:)]
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  • Ditch-Runner
    speaking of chickens ''

    many years back the local paper in the town I grew up in always had a out of the past
    articles that made the news 100 , 75 , 50 and 25 years before
    I will always remember some one always comes to mind around 1900 or so where the sheriff was chasing and shooting yes shooting at a chicken thief fleeing thru the south side of town after getting caught raiding a chicken coup in town
    can you even imagine now days a sheriff or any one for that matter shooting or hitting some one for stealing a chicken ( I am good with it personalty ) shows how PC we have came
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  • Brookwood
    In retrospect, I'm thinking that nunn is just living out the fantasy of "the life of a fox"[8D]
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  • jwb267
    there was a man from kent he
    never mind[}:)]
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  • spasmcreek
    back then livestock in any form was being able to live, travel, eat....serious..now those who deem themselve ENTITLED to have everything provided FREE just because they exist with out any effort on their part is normal ...and CRAP in my book...
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  • Henry0Reilly
    Slap Her Down Again Pa lyrics

    Come here gol-darned you
    Take that and that and that

    That's right

    (Chorus):
    Slap her down again, pa
    Slap her down again
    Make her tell us more, pa
    Tell us where she's been
    We don't want our neighbors
    Talkin' 'bout our kin
    Slap her down again, pa
    Slap her down again

    Well pa and ma were so darn sore
    They woke me up one night
    There was an awful cussin'
    And ma said pa was right
    They was awaitin' sister Bess
    Who never kept her word
    The sun came up as Bess came in
    And this is what I heard


    (Chorus)


    Now poor old Bess got so darn mad
    She ran away one day
    To meet that travellin' salesman
    With city-slickin' ways
    We ran and stood beside them though
    With shotguns by our sides
    Me and Deke and pa and ma
    Who yelled as they came by

    Why don't you

    (Chorus)

    Now ma and pa, they planned for Bess
    To marry Deacon Brown
    And not that travellin' salesman
    Who always came around
    They made poor Bessie go to church
    Her face was mighty red
    The deacon took one look at her
    And this is what he said

    Oh

    (Chorus)


    Well the moral of this story girls
    Is don't stay out too late
    Unless you take your shoes off
    Outside your pappy's gate
    If ma don't hear you comin' in
    She won't lay down the law
    And you won't have to worry
    'Cause you won't see much of pa

    (Chorus)

    Take that and that and that
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  • asop
    jwb-Something about instead of coming he went[:0]
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