Just a reminder, when going potty in Texas
If you are using the rest areas,
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My ex has such a fear of snakes she'd read that sign and probably squat in the parking lot. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by asphalt cowboy
My ex has such a fear of snakes she'd read that sign and probably squat in the parking lot.
Or she could just pee in a bottle while driving and toss it out the window
like so many truckers do! However, I am pretty sure BSR has never done this.0 -
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i've seen those same signs in both south dakota and montana 0 -
Ok, not to take away from the funny sign ..
but have to share this
a old carpenter foreman I worked with many years ago told me this
he grew up in rural KY
with a out house of course like most did
one day while sitting down he felt a sharp hit on the ball sack just knew a snake got him . he said he jumped up took the door with him running out to the yard yelling with his paints still around his ankles just knew he was a goner .....
he said they found out .... it was a chicken ,it had pecked him, they had the outhouse hanging over a small hill above a creek a chicken had found its way around and under the out house and gave him a peck on the pecker [:D][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Ditch-Runner
Ok, not to take away from the funny sign ..
but have to share this
a old carpenter foreman I worked with many years ago told me this
he grew up in rural KY
with a out house of course like most did
one day while sitting down he felt a sharp hit on the ball sack just knew a snake got him . he said he jumped up took the door with him running out to the yard yelling with his paints still around his ankles just knew he was a goner .....
he said they found out .... it was a chicken ,it had pecked him, they had the outhouse hanging over a small hill above a creek a chicken had found its way around and under the out house and gave him a peck on the pecker [:D][:D][:D]
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I saw the signs that said DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS so I waited until Las Cruces.
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Hey Ditch - that was almost out my nose funny! 0 -
I know for a fact that BSR stops at truck stops. I have seen him there more than once. He is pretty damn civilized. For a trucker. 0 -
Ditchrunner reminded me of the guy camping with a friend who DID get bit in the privates by a rattlesnake. They panicked and didn't know what to do so his buddy called poison control on the phone. They told him to suck out the poison immediately! When he hung up, the victim asked what they said. His buddy looked real sad. "They said you are going to die!" 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kannoneer
Ditchrunner reminded me of the guy camping with a friend who DID get bit in the privates by a rattlesnake. They panicked and didn't know what to do so his buddy called poison control on the phone. They told him to suck out the poison immediately! When he hung up, the victim asked what they said. His buddy looked real sad. "They said you are going to die!"
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quote:Originally posted by He Dog
I know for a fact that BSR stops at truck stops. I have seen him there more than once. He is pretty damn civilized. For a trucker.
Aww shucks [:o)]0 -
...and ya gotta have a fiddle in the band 0 -
quote:Originally posted by montanajoe
...and ya gotta have a fiddle in the band
Thanks, now I have to turn off the news, plug in my iPod and listen to Alabama. Fitting since I?m in Loxley, AL right now [:I]0 -
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It could be worse, California has signs out in front of their rest areas that says "watch out for children molesters" 0 -
Saw this one in a pizza joint bathroom in Roseburg, OR. 0 -
That can't be a sign in Tehas. It's not in Mexican. 0
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