OOPS

July 12, 2018 12:45

I'm not sure if I hope I get this or not. I need another 38 like I need a broken toe, but I couldn't resist bidding on it.

Semper Fi

Remember Ruby Ridge.

Experience is the best teacher and usually charges accordingly.

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spasmcreek

July 12, 2018 12:45
A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

"How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."

Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"
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Sam06

July 12, 2018 13:56
They should burn it down.
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yoshmyster

July 12, 2018 16:03
They get what they'll by playing that PC game of blind eye.
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