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  • hillbille
    ain't no way I'm donating, when I wasn't even invited...........
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  • Missouri Mule K30
    And ford is afraid to fly, you ought to get the 2.6 easy.[:D]
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  • remingtonoaks
    Go f yourself. That's all the help I'll give you...[:0][B)][:D][:I]]
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  • wiplash
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    Go f yourself. That's all the help I'll give you...[:0][B)][:D][:I]]


    Now that's the American Spirit![:D]
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  • 11b6r
    A deeply religious man, whom I will call Dave, finds himself in dire financial trouble. He prays earnestly to his God to help him out of his predicament. "God, I'm about to lose my car. Please help me. Let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but sadly, Dave is not the winner.

    Things go from bad to worse. Without a car to get to work, Dave loses his job. Without a job, his mortgage is foreclosed on, and he loses his home. Without a home, his wife leaves him, taking the kids. After each horrible step in the mounting crisis, he pleads with God to let him win the lottery, but he never does.

    Finally, broke, hungry, living on the street, he tries again. "God, please, my life is a wreck. I have no car, no home, no family. Please let me win the lottery just this once so that I can turn my life around. I beg you."

    Suddenly, a flash of light comes from the sky, and the voice of God echoes down from the heavens. "Dave, meet me halfway, buy a freaking ticket."
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  • remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by 11b6r

    A deeply religious man, whom I will call Dave, finds himself in dire financial trouble. He prays earnestly to his God to help him out of his predicament. "God, I'm about to lose my car. Please help me. Let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but sadly, Dave is not the winner.

    Things go from bad to worse. Without a car to get to work, Dave loses his job. Without a job, his mortgage is foreclosed on, and he loses his home. Without a home, his wife leaves him, taking the kids. After each horrible step in the mounting crisis, he pleads with God to let him win the lottery, but he never does.

    Finally, broke, hungry, living on the street, he tries again. "God, please, my life is a wreck. I have no car, no home, no family. Please let me win the lottery just this once so that I can turn my life around. I beg you."

    Suddenly, a flash of light comes from the sky, and the voice of God echoes down from the heavens. "Dave, meet me halfway, buy a freaking ticket."


    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • wpage
    Tapped out here from the Kavanaugh trial.[8D]
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  • bpost
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    Go f yourself. That's all the help I'll give you...[:0][B)][:D][:I]]


    Thanks! That beats a sharp stick in the eye, I think....[:)]
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  • pawnee66
    Not to worry, I just put a check in the mail.
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  • Missouri Mule K30
    Perhaps someone can auction a Worls Clas .22 and donate the proceeds to help find the elusive Cyclops Corn Monkey.
    Then maybe, just maybe...
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  • mag00
    Hey Bpost, already sent the check, but I think I added a zero too much. Just go ahead and cash it, and send half back to me, you can keep the rest. [:D]
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  • AzAfshin
    I dug under the couch cushions and only found $2,500,000.15. It's not quite the amount you need, so I think I'll give it to that poor lady who's so sad for losing the election a couple years ago [:0][:p][:D]
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  • mnrivrat48
    bpost ? Sorry I don't remember that name - try the go-fund-me thingy. It worked out pretty well for some gal called Stormy, and what does she have that you don't ?
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  • Dads3040
    I sent some money to Stormy Daniels but last I heard, she had to give that to Trump...[:D]
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  • asphalt cowboy
    quote:Originally posted by mnrivrat48
    bpost ? some gal called Stormy, and what does she have that you don't ?



    Poon and a pair of sweater puppies would be my first guess.
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