Do you knock on doors with a pourpose?
I got a maybe a knock on the door earlier. Like someone using a finger tip to tap on my door. I thought I misheard so I kept on watching "Criminal Minds". They tapped again. No louder just as it was before. I figured they must not really want me to answer so I let them be.
Now me if I come a knocking there is no mistake someone is a knocking on your door. Because I knock with a pourpose of getting your attention that this Japo is there. If I believed in Jesus he'd knock like me [:D].
Now me if I come a knocking there is no mistake someone is a knocking on your door. Because I knock with a pourpose of getting your attention that this Japo is there. If I believed in Jesus he'd knock like me [:D].
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And here I was waiting for a punch line to a "knock-knock" joke[:D] 0 -
I had a buddy more like a brother ( cancer took him ) he would stop by never knocked once would just come in ( heck even my real brother would knock cancer took him also )
I always knocked on his door when visiting so one day I decided WTH , I will just do the same
I went by his house just walked in , OHHH what did I see my buddy and his wife were on the couch getting busy [:0][B)]
needless to say after that day he knocked on my door every time he stopped by [}:)]0 -
I replaced our old school doorbell with a Skybell Trim HD doorbell. So, it doesn't matter if they ring the doorbell using the button, knock, or approach the door and do nothing; I get an alert on my iPhone and I've got them on video night or day! [:D]
Our latest video capture was a Bewick's Wren checking it out. It didn't push the button or knock! [:D]0 -
I knock like I am the mother f-ing police. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Idahobound
I knock like I am the mother f-ing police.
Carry a pocket knife, use it to knock on the door or even a window, gets their attention.0 -
?Do you knock on doors with a pourpose??
No, but I ring the doorbell with a sea bass.0 -
No, but I sometimes have a porpoise with me in the car. 0 -
When I was carrying mail I knocked & yelled to raise the dead if I thought someone was home. One time a person across the street came to the door. Then when I got back to the office the person I was trying to get had called in to complain I had just left a notice & not knocked. 0 -
It was Publishers Clearing House. 0 -
I was taught how to Knock by Marine DI's. 0 -
I use the edge of my clipboard rather than bruise my knuckles. 0 -
Guys, don't mock, just explain that purpose is not spelled with two O's. 0 -
I?ve never knocked with a pourpose or a porpoise. 0 -
You don't have to knock on my doors because I know you're coming before you get to the door. I put motion detectors at the steps to my front and back porches about 2 1/2 years ago. I have the receivers in the den and also in the bedroom so that no matter where I'm at in the house I know what door someone is coming to. The front one beeps and flashes twice and the ones at the back doors beeps and flashes 3 times. 
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I don't know, I don't know what a pourpose is...
But I'm pretty sure I don't knock on a door with a pourpose, if I did I would probably know what a poupose is
So what is a pourpose, and do I really need it?
But if you're talking about a purpose, yes I do. I haven't N**ger knocked since I was a child[:D]
Don't you just hate fat finger typing[:D][:D][:D]0 -
In college when we were all in the same dorm for off season training, I remember hearing the knock for morning practice at 5:30 in the morning. The knock was so loud you could hear it from three or four doors down, and I remember this absolute feeling of doom and "Why me Lord?" as you heard it three doors away, pause, two doors away, pause, one door away, pause, BOOM BOOM BOOM! 0 -
I always knock with a porpoise [:D] 0 -
I keep my Porpoise in my pocket. That way, they always think I'm glad to see them. 0 -
1957 Platoon 299 MCRD,when requesting entry into the DI,s hut you had better knock with a porpoise..
There was a 2x4x18 screwed to the hatch for just that porpoise.0 -
quote:Originally posted by yoshmyster
If I believed in Jesus he'd knock like me [:D].
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock. if any man hear my voice and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.0 -
quote:Originally posted by yoshmyster
If I believed in Jesus he'd knock like me [:D].
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock. if any man hear my voice and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.0 -
Pourpose is the way this Japo knocks. They get the extra "o" for "Oh My God someone is a knocking on my door" [:D]. No mistaking that.
As for Jesus wanting to "come in to him" that's still disturbing to me in this day and age.
remingtonoaks - N**ger knocking. I thought that the one you knock and run away. Using the heel to knock was called ghetto knocking.0 -
quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
?Do you knock on doors with a pourpose??
No, but I ring the doorbell with a sea bass.
Good thinking, leaves no prints. [:D]0
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