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Invasion



A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards
California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small
craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are
invading the United States of America!"

The entire crew of the destroyer double over in laughter. When the Captain
is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and
asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The
rest are already there!"[:p]
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  • NeoBlackdog
    quote:Originally posted by droptop
    quote:Originally posted by TooBig
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

    Everyone should watch this dose of reality.

    Yep. Pretty good explanation.
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  • TwoDogs
    Your guess on what Trump will do ?

    Nothing ?
    Troops ?
    Cut $$ aid to their countries ?
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by Brookwood
    I think we need to start dropping pamphlets from airplanes over Central America, written in Spanish telling them to STAY HOME! THE USA PEOPLE HAVE FOUND THEIR FAVORITE FOOD! CENTRAL AMERICANS TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN![:p][:D]

    Maybe instead of leaflets we should air drop vast quantities of AK47s and Glocks. If you think that would cost too much, go with Hi Point.
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  • Sam06
    quote:Originally posted by TwoDogs
    Your guess on what Trump will do ?

    Nothing ?
    Troops ?
    Cut $$ aid to their countries ?


    Cut aid and deploy the national guard.

    Everyone that crosses gets deported no amnesty no asylum.

    He should send someone from the Embassy to tell these people they will not be allowed into the US and if they cross illegally they will be deported, they will be photographed and finger printed and never allowed into the uS again.

    Then put them in camps, bring in C-17's and fly them back to Honduras we had a big airbase at Tegucigalpa and drop them off with a bottle of water and an MRE.
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  • yoshmyster
    Sam06 - Like dude stated but I say deport them to Brazil make them walk back to Central America. After all we as American don't know maps so good [:D].
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  • Sam06
    I just saw where they are burning the American Flag.

    Oh yea that's going to get you some sympathy.


    Like I used to tell my Soldiers; "You can find sympathy in the dictionary between fooey and syphilis"

    Yosh, Brazil is a little too far away how about Venezuela? They are loosing people so maybe these humps could make up for the loss.
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  • TooBig
    Rumors are saying Pelosi is going down to greet them[:0][|)][:(][xx(][V][:(!]
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  • woodshed87
    [:D][:D][;)]quote:Originally posted by spasmcreek
    c-i vil war .....fk au to ce ns or
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  • droptop
    The U.S. would save almost $90 million dollars if Trump cuts the aid to:

    Guatemala: $53 Million
    El Salvador: $20 Million
    Honduras : $15 Million

    25% or more of the TOTAL population of El Salvador live in the U.S. legally. Might be 1/3 so I'd say 25% is conservative. That's a lot.
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  • Ditch-Runner
    I would bet provide free transportation and ammo ( may not even need that ) have a no prosecute free of all charges of any one protecting the border no matter how many they shoot or blow up
    reenact " Vlad" impale a few thousand leave them along the route as a warning
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  • spasmcreek
    has anyone heard what it costs to detain one illegal, process them , give em medical and court, and run them back ???(kids cost more) need to just put em on the bus and dump em at a port and say GO SOUTH and don't come back or get a LOOONG jail sentence
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  • mag00
    quote:Originally posted by droptop
    The U.S. would save almost $90 million dollars if Trump cuts the aid to:

    Guatemala: $53 Million
    El Salvador: $20 Million
    Honduras : $15 Million

    25% or more of the TOTAL population of El Salvador live in the U.S. legally. Might be 1/3 so I'd say 25% is conservative. That's a lot.


    I think Honduras got much more than that. A Hondo legal immigrant called in to the show and had just returned from visiting.

    Seems el presidente gave the money to his daughter and she bought a couple properties in the USA for over 20 million.

    It was an enlightening call, to say the least. None of the money goes towards hospitals or schools or food, only into the tyrant leader pockets.
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  • Brookwood
    quote:Originally posted by droptop
    The U.S. would save almost $90 million dollars if Trump cuts the aid to:

    Guatemala: $53 Million
    El Salvador: $20 Million
    Honduras : $15 Million

    25% or more of the TOTAL population of El Salvador live in the U.S. legally. Might be 1/3 so I'd say 25% is conservative. That's a lot.


    We would save a lot more if aid was also cut to Mexico!
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  • Laredo Lefty
    This might slow them down..... After all, its an invasion.

    https://youtu.be/DoQTFbPbg_g
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  • droptop
    quote:Originally posted by Mobuck
    "they aren't looking for freebies and handouts. they are fleeing corruption and murder. Honduras is literally the homicide capital of the world."

    OK if that's the case, my advice would be "Grow a pair and fight back".Sorry, not even close.
    It is SAFER in Honduras than it is in Baltimore and St. Lewis
    5 U.S. cities are in the TOP 50 list.

    Mexico, Venezuela and Brazil are the location of the top 10 murder capitals of the world.
    Latest news is Acapulco now holds the No. 1 spot. Just think Acapulco a world destination spot RUINED in 40 years, actually less.

    Went to Acapulco in 1962. Worl Klass. Now, ON IT's ***.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate
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