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Dumbest email I got today......

Locust Fork
I want to buy the item. My FFL can?t handle it because it?s not legal in this State. I?m happy to buy it for cash if you can send it directly to me. Otherwise I can?t get it


My reply....You are emailing me asking me to commit a felony.......really???
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  • cbxjeff
    The day is still young L-F!
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  • spasmcreek
    out from under rocks.....need to put all conditions in RED CAPITALS...i know won't matter
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  • mmppres
    Thats because in his mind its legal there. I like the ones who ask me at the gun shows if I give you extra money can we not due paper work
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  • droptop
    Maybe he was ATF or doing a video?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEihkjKNhN8
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  • He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
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  • Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]
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  • Locust Fork
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    We could grind the serial numbers off just to be safe.....you know....thinking ahead and all.
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  • Dads3040
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]

    Because that way you have plausible deniability. You can claim no knowledge of anything.

    You will of course be found guilty, but you can honestly claim innocence. Great plan...[;)][:D]
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  • Ricci Wright
    I?m pretty sure you can sell it if you get Eric Holder?s permission first. [:)]
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  • Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    We could grind the serial numbers off just to be safe.....you know....thinking ahead and all.
    I think you should just send this pic of a "lube" ad to the email dude. Maybe he will get the point.
    4Swnd5Rh.jpg
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  • Ricci Wright
    Is she sitting on one of those,no never mind. I was thinking damn that?s some good lube right there. [:)]
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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    yeah,you betcha,,,,,
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  • WMClark
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    We could grind the serial numbers off just to be safe.....you know....thinking ahead and all.


    We had a well known dealer here in Reno that was doing that, and selling them to undercover ATF and California DOJ Agents. He's doing a 15 year stretch right now. What an idiot.
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  • He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    Only because you are a really helpful guy.
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  • Big Sky Redneck
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    Only because you are a really helpful guy.


    I offer ?No Questions Asked? shipping services delivered to the dark back corner of yournlocal truckstop,,,,,, but I am not cheap, gotta pay them legal fees [:D]
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  • kimi
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Well, just to help out maybe you could mail it to Mr. Perfect who could give it to him? Might as well add a straw purchase to the charges, eh?
    Why rope me into your nefarious plan?[?][?]



    We could grind the serial numbers off just to be safe.....you know....thinking ahead and all.
    I think you should just send this pic of a "lube" ad to the email dude. Maybe he will get the point.
    4Swnd5Rh.jpg


    Yes, indeed, and couple it with this link!:

    https://tinyurl.com/ya7pjj3w
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  • He Dog
    So your ideas are 4X better than anyone elses, eh Kimi?


    Great post Mr. P!
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  • 11b6r
    Appropriate response to an email like that-

    "Gee, not sure if I can do that. I forwarded your email to the ATF- you should be hearing from them pretty quickly."
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  • kimi
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    So your ideas are 4X better than anyone elses, eh Kimi?


    Great post Mr. P!


    [?]
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  • kissgoodnight
    Can you say TRAP!!
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