A Lawyer Joke
A defense attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had apparently failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started in on him, ?What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it?. ?..and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this back-and-forth ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, downstairs, the phone rang. His wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Mr. Wright would not be hanged tonight. The phone call had made her realize what a terrible day her husband must have had. She decided to rush upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband?s naked backside. He was bent over, one foot up on the tub, drying his leg and foot.
?Just to let you know, they're not hanging Wright tonight,? she said.
He whirled around and screamed, ?FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!!???
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started in on him, ?What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it?. ?..and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this back-and-forth ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, downstairs, the phone rang. His wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Mr. Wright would not be hanged tonight. The phone call had made her realize what a terrible day her husband must have had. She decided to rush upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband?s naked backside. He was bent over, one foot up on the tub, drying his leg and foot.
?Just to let you know, they're not hanging Wright tonight,? she said.
He whirled around and screamed, ?FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!!???
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Ohh thaats brutal bro...[:D] 0 -
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feeling sympathy for lawyer should evoke the same response as
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I sometimes read jokes that I like from here to my wife. I decided to read this one to her without checking it out first. When I got to the end, we both laughed for about three minutes straight! Thank you. 0 -
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Sounds like my first wife. 0 -
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