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conversation between a father and a daughter (jk)

remingtonoaks
Daughter to father:
Dad, my boyfriend son something I don't quite understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis nice air bags fantastic bumper.

Father's response:
Tell your boyfriend if he tries to open your bonnet and check your oil with his dipstick, I will torque down here nuts until his headlights pop out and I will rip off his drive shaft and shove it up his tailpipe so far it will go right through his brain box...[:D][:D]
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  • wiplash
    [:D]

    I'm sure glad I never had Daughters. I'd be in Prison!
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  • remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by wiplash
    [:D]

    I'm sure glad I never had Daughters. I'd be in Prison!


    Yep. My daughter was molested in first grade by a teacher. Nobody would ever tell me who the teacher was. In fact some 15-20 years later I asked my wife who that teacher was, and she still wouldn't tell me. She took it to her grave because she knew what I would do,
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  • Ditch-Runner
    my departed FIL a good old southern fellow .
    loved me like a son and I him as a second dad , we hit it off first day I met him
    but he told me early on If you mess( not his word but PC [:0]) with my daughter ( she was his favorite of the kids and he was not shy about telling them all ) I will kill you [:0][:0]
    he was a rough old buzzard ( knowing his back ground ) I had no doubt he would have at least tried
    I miss him as much as as I do my dad
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  • wiplash
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by wiplash
    [:D]

    I'm sure glad I never had Daughters. I'd be in Prison!


    Yep. My daughter was molested in first grade by a teacher. Nobody would ever tell me who the teacher was. In fact some 15-20 years later I asked my wife who that teacher was, and she still wouldn't tell me. She took it to her grave because she knew what I would do,


    If he got caught and convicted, he should of served his sentence out by now.

    Now if you promise to be nice, I played Bounty Hunter for awhile here in Vegas and could more than likely hunt him down so you could ask him why he would have done such a bad thing.

    Keep in mind, that my truck doesn't run to well, so you will need to bring with a toolbox with you that has tools for cutting and slicing wire, Vice Grips for holding bolts, Oh, and Duct Tape for, well, it has lots of uses.

    I almost forgot, a shovel, it has an oil leak.[;)]
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  • Mobuck
    I have a Daughter who's 35 now. When she was in high school, she kept telling me to "back off cause I was scaring the boys".
    She married a two tour combat veteran and even he's intimidated.
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