Long Untucked Shirttails
Add an extra step to urinating! [:D][:I]
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I'm sure I wouldn't have that problem once I whipped it out, no matter how long the shirttail is.[:0][:0][;)][;)][:D][:D]
Looks like we'll call you stubby from now on[:0][:0][B)][B)][:D][:D][:o)]0 -
Tuck in your shirt and use your tie to dry off 0 -
There's an old vaudeville joke about the absent minded guy who unbuttoned his vest pulled out his tie and pissed in his pants... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by ltcdoty
There's an old vaudeville joke about the absent minded guy who unbuttoned his vest pulled out his tie and pissed in his pants...
and then the one about the waiters in this one restaurant.
For faster service they carried knifes,forks. spoons in pockets on the front of their aprons.
One day a customer asked why there was a string hanging out of the waiter's zipper???
The waiter said, "for sanitary reasons we use that to pull out our frank when going to the john",
"Good idea, but how do you put it back in your pants"?
"Oh we just use one of the spoons"0 -
quote:Originally posted by babun
quote:Originally posted by ltcdoty
There's an old vaudeville joke about the absent minded guy who unbuttoned his vest pulled out his tie and pissed in his pants...
and then the one about the waiters in this one restaurant.
For faster service they carried knifes,forks. spoons in pockets on the front of their aprons.
One day a customer asked why there was a string hanging out of the waiter's zipper???
The waiter said, "for sanitary reasons we use that to pull out our frank when going to the john",
"Good idea, but how do you put it back in your pants"?
"Oh we just use one of the spoons"
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And the one about Remington Oaks. He got old. First he forgot to zip his pants. Then he forgot his friends. Then he forgot to unzip his pants.[}:)][:D] 0 -
Untucked shirt is often the mark of the pot bellied slob. I don't go that way. 0
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