Jltrent -
I'd like to meet you (and your wife if you would like.) at the Harbor House in Abingdon for dinner some evening, my treat. Let's come up with a date.
-Ken-
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You are dating married men?? That's gonna turn out bad and he's never gonna leave his wife for you. 0 -
But he might get the chance to fight above his weight class if she has a chubby single female friend with several cats...
You have the play the odds - and since he is now Mr. Magoo blind he won't notice that the gal pal is only a solid 5 till the next day
Mike0 -
And what's wrong with a solid 5 ??? 0 -
No good deed goes unpunished. Sigh,.............................[^] 0 -
You have to remember that a solid 5 chubby gal over 35 and still single with many cats...
It's weights the number somewhat (see what I did there)
I am glad that you guys realize than when I poke fun like this it's only because I consider you true friends - like brothers...
I would only rip somebody so sharply that I cared about
Mike0 -
...and so it begins!! Have at it Ken. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
You have to remember that a solid 5 chubby gal over 35 and still single with many cats...
It's weights the number somewhat (see what I did there)
I am glad that you guys realize than when I poke fun like this it's only because I consider you true friends - like brothers...
I would only rip somebody so sharply that I cared about
Mike
Hey.
Wrestling with a Chubby girl in the dark can be entertaining. [:D]
Okay,...........? How did this innocent thread go SO wrong? [:0][B)][xx(]0 -
God there are times were I miss the days were tripod would verbally abuse and destroy Cyclonus and his girlfriend snitchlala...
(But I admit nothing!!! - you have no proof of my secret identity from long ago)
Mike0 -
Lol, so, so, wrong. 0 -
Jltrent, please ignore these unsophisticated Heathens.
Offer for dinner stands.
-Ken-0 -
Sometimes you have to take one for the team - who amongst us can claim to have been immune...
Mike0 -
You know it's bad, when you see another post, and go "Oh No." [:0][B)][xx(] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
You know it's bad, when you see another post, and go "Oh No." [:0][B)][xx(]
When you say that I always here it is my head as being exclaimed by Mr Bill (of gumby and pokey fame)
Deep cuts (do you by chance own a flensing knife???)
See what I did there again...
Mike0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
You know it's bad, when you see another post, and go "Oh No." [:0][B)][xx(]
When you say that I always here it is my head as being exclaimed by Mr Bill (of gumby and pokey fame)
Deep cuts (do you by chance own a flensing knife???)
See what I did there again...
Mike
You'd probably be good with "some Faava beans."
See what I did there? [}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Ricci Wright
You are dating married men?? That's gonna turn out bad and he's never gonna leave his wife for you.
You have been hanging around too many Marines.0 -
http://www.grohmannknives.com/index.php/products/outdoor/whale-flensing-knife-carbon-steel-detail
Holy Crap these things are expensive!!!0 -
I mean it's that or a harpoon...
Thar she blows - from hell's heart I stabbeth thee - with my last breath I spit upon thee - if my chest were a cannon I would fire it upon thee...
So it's fat chic jokes and classic literature and wrath of Khan all in one statement
Three of your favorite things possibly
I couldn't figure out how to work cats into it without going blue though
Good times
Mike0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
I mean it's that or a harpoon...
Thar she blows - from hell's heart I stabbeth thee - with my last breath I spit upon thee - if my chest were a cannon I would fire it upon thee...
So it's fat chic jokes and classic literature and wrath of Khan all in one statement
Three of your favorite things possibly
I couldn't figure out how to work cats into it without going blue though
Good times
Mike
My dog (Buddy) does not like/appreciate cats. They might very well be in mortal danger.
Since I can not see what goes on, I plead the 5th.0 -
"My dog (Buddy) does not like/appreciate cats." I'm guessing it's an aquired taste.What if you tried preparing them differently? Prehaps a bouillabaisse or a simple stir fry?? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Ricci Wright
"My dog (Buddy) does not like/appreciate cats." I'm guessing it's an aquired taste.What if you tried preparing them differently? Prehaps a bouillabaisse or a simple stir fry??
I can aquire "stir fry Cat" from my local Chinese Buffet. Thank you though.0 -
Mike, it sounds to me that your "oats" are rising and that makes me feel very good that you are TRUELY on your way to FULL and complete recovery from all the many woes you have been through!![8D]
Retaining a sense of humor is key to any ailments known to man, if one is strong and willing to fight the good fight as you surely have!
And for Ken 84Bravo1, those slightly heavy cat owning women will add zest to both you and your dog Buddy's next bowl of stew![:p] In different ways of coarse but life is said to be a bowl of cherries, grits, stuffed peppers, and not to forget to add the HOT sauce![}:)][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Brookwood
And for Ken 84Bravo1, those slightly heavy cat owning women will add zest to both you and your dog Buddy's next bowl of stew![:p] In different ways of coarse but life is said to be a bowl of cherries, grits, stuffed peppers, and not to forget to add the HOT sauce![}:)][:D]
with the added hot sauce, would that be a slightly overweight, cat loving Latin woman..........
an Ken if she has a twin sister, send her to Ricci so he won't have to go to the beach and drool every morning, she could be his morning breakfast burritto........0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by Ricci Wright
You are dating married men?? That's gonna turn out bad and he's never gonna leave his wife for you.
You have been hanging around too many Marines.
What was that line from full metal jacket about not having the common courtesy to give a guy a reach around...
TMI guys - what happens in the barracks should stay in the barracks
Mike0 -
All I did was try and invite a Member to Dinner.
The rest is on you.0 -
It's cool...
You should openly identify as liking members.
March in that pride parade.
Mike0
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