Oh yeah? What can you do?
I can fold a map.
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Me 2 I can even read one[;)]
I can write in cursive.0 -
I can make a map with cartography [:p] 0 -
I can repair motors as long as they're at least 60 years old or older. 0 -
I can pee in the toilet, most of the time anyways 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tneff1969
I can pee in the toilet, most of the time anyways
I can do that also with the added skill of not zipping my tender flesh in the zipper![:D]0 -
My map folding skills totally depend upon the map having preformed creases!! These same mental tasks apply to tearing paper along the dotted lines! [8D] Those tiny dots had better be punched well, or I end up sending a check that looks like an un-prefolded map![:0] 0 -
I can intake and process O2 and expell CO2. [:)] 0 -
I can read about all the cool stuff ya'll can do 0 -
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. 0 -
I can see all obstacle's in my way![:)] 0 -
I can fall asleep almost anywhere !!!! 0 -
I spel reely good. 0 -
Hmmm, I'm reminded of the Irving Berlin composition for the Broadway musical "Annie Get Your Gun"! [:D] 0 -
I can skin a buck and run trotline... [:D] 0 -
nice try fellas but no cigar. I can reset the clocks on vcrs, cars, coffee makers, microwaves, stoves, and cheap watches...beat that! 0 -
my wife tells me I can fix anything
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sometimes i can read the replies on discussion forums without choking 0 -
I can single post without deleting duplicate posts. 0 -
I can clear a room, no hands! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tneff1969
I can pee in the toilet, most of the time anyways
Me, too. And play the guitar at the same time.0 -
I can hang out with Wundudnee. No one can top that.[^] 0 -
I got you all beat. I can repair cameras, everything from Ansco's to Zeiss. Had a repair shop for many years, retired in 2005. [:D]
Maybe I should say I used to could repair cameras. Those are the kind of skills that deteriorate without constant use.
The most important thing I can still do, is wake up every morning. After that everything is downhill.[:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Sam06
Me 2 I can even read one[;)]
I can write in cursive.
Folding a map is impressive but just knowing where to find a map only means you are old. Writing in cursive is a good trick but the real trick is finding somebody who can decipher it.
I was a grown man before I heard the word ?cursive?. Before that there was only printing and writing.0 -
I just got a thank-you card from my, just graduated High School cousin. It was, hand printed, on card and envelope. I doubt she can do cursive. Her public high school was rural but she is going to a big Ct. lib collage. She was Valedictorian 0 -
I can reload without cleaning brass. 0 -
I can shoot the eye out of a squirrel in a tall pine. On horseback. In a hurricane.[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by fideau
I can shoot the eye out of a squirrel in a tall pine. On horseback. In a hurricane.[:D]
What category Hurricane and why would a tree be on a horses back with a one eyed squirrel in it?0 -
I can do all sorts of stuff that never got me a job, never got me laid, and nobody cares about.
made me a better person.
yup.
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should have spent the time bodybuilding.0 -
quote:Originally posted by discusdad
nice try fellas but no cigar. I can reset the clocks on vcrs, cars, coffee makers, microwaves, stoves, and cheap watches...beat that!
Me too, but I never figured out why each one was one minute slower than the next!0 -
quote:Originally posted by Warbirds
I can reload without cleaning brass.
Does that newfangled machine you bought have a brass cleaner in it? If that thing gets any better you?ll need a manufacturing license. [:D]0
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