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It's not the truckers,,,,

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  • montanajoe
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    trains won't share the track with you,
    trains won't yield to you like truckers do
    trains won't talk to you on the radio
    trains won't be your front door in a blizzard
    trains won't pull you out of a ditch and back on the road,
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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    and airplanes aint much better,,,
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  • Idahobound
    Trains have a pisser in the nose of the locomotive.
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  • wiplash
    quote:Originally posted by Idahobound
    Trains have a pisser in the nose of the locomotive.


    Oops![:D]
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  • Ditch-Runner
    ask the pilots who have had to wear for lack of better description "diapers " no way around it . not a pleasant subject but a necessity
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  • buckgloves
    A conductor told me that riding in the cab was like riding in a porta potty.

    Most toilets were never cleaned.

    The pump trucks would neglect to service them and the train crew
    would trip the valve and dump said contents on the ground.
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  • bpost
    When I took my Private Pilot Certificate oral exam the DFE asked me what the endurance of my airplane is. I looked at him with a smile and said "I don't care" (even though I knew the correct answer). He was about my age and asked, "why don't you care"? I replied, "the maximum endurance of my bladder is 2.5-3 hours depending on the coffee involved so I am stopping to pee and get gas while there." He laughed and said "I know what you mean."
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  • He Dog
    quote:trains won't talk to you on the radio

    And truckers don't gots CBs any longer either. They might talk with you on sat phones, cell phones or E-mail.

    I hear Big Sky Redneck even has a Facebook page, and tweets like a president.[}:)][:p]
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