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  • tazzer
    Didn't want to hijack your thread. Here's one for ya.[;)][:D]



    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

    The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

    "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little buzzard. I'll pay for everything."

    The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

    Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

    The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

    "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
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  • 84Bravo1
    He is most definately the Unsung Hero here. Never hear from him much here, online. (But) Old School letters and cards - He is the Man.

    You are much appreciated Brother.

    -Ken-
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  • He Dog
    his way of cleaning off the lawn.[}:)][:p]
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