Cosmetic Surgery
Why not have the belly button removed?
Never did get the bellybutton jewelry thing anyway.
Never did get the bellybutton jewelry thing anyway.
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It's where I keep my SHTF supply of lint in case I need to start a fire. 0 -
Remembering way, way, back watching the movie "Alfie" starring a very young Michael Caine. He used his naval as a salt holder to dip a hard boiled egg![:D]
There are 2 kinds of naval's, inny's and outy's. Inny's are far more useful!0 -
There has been a saying, "Show me a person who is perfect, and I'll show you a person without a bellybutton", or something to that effect.
With all the "perfect" snowflakes and other body surgeries, I'm surprised this hasn't caught on.
Then they could claim they were perfect.
When challenged by someone "Do you have a belly button?" Nope.0 -
i would keep any plastic surgeon who could make hilde look good on standby....just in case 0 -
quote:Originally posted by scooterdriver
It's where I keep my SHTF supply of lint in case I need to start a fire.
What will you use as a striker?0 -
quote:Originally posted by spasmcreek
i would keep any plastic surgeon who could make hilde look good on standby....just in case
That person hasn't been born yet.[}:)]0 -
quote:What will you use as a striker?
Watched a program some time ago where a survivor specialist used his pea in a clear sandwich bag as a form of lens to start a fire. I suggest you take the lint out of the belly button first.0 -
quote:Originally posted by droptop
quote:Originally posted by spasmcreek
i would keep any plastic surgeon who could make hilde look good on standby....just in case
That person hasn't been born yet.[}:)]
And won't have a bellybutton [}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by spasmcreek
i would keep any plastic surgeon who could make hilde look good on standby....just in case
I know one who could make here look like a belly button.0
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