dcon12
Hey, I just noticed you are in Albany, man thats just a .22 shot from my hunting leases.
Maybe we could meet up the nxt time I head up to plains to check the lease.
JuJu(who jumps off 75 at Albany and takes the back roads into plains)
Maybe we could meet up the nxt time I head up to plains to check the lease.
JuJu(who jumps off 75 at Albany and takes the back roads into plains)
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Well, we know he's not ok, but I hope everything's good with him. 0 -
He lives just a few miles South of me, if he's like other pecan growers around here he's working double time, harvest is right around the corner and many laborers have headed back South of the border.....or else in jail. There's always something needs doing in pecan orchards, they'll work one to death and he's overseeing thousands of trees, that's why I was a row cropper, the 12 pecan trees I had were too many for me.....I feel for him [;)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Horse Plains Drifter
Well, we know he's not ok, but I hope everything's good with him.
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quote:Originally posted by Junkballer
He lives just a few miles South of me, if he's like other pecan growers around here he's working double time, harvest is right around the corner and many laborers have headed back South of the border.....or else in jail. There's always something needs doing in pecan orchards, they'll work one to death and he's overseeing thousands of trees, that's why I was a row cropper, the 12 pecan trees I had were too many for me.....I feel for him [;)]
Good point.
Man I sure do miss the squirrel hunting in the Albany area. Biggest squirrels I've ever hunted there!0 -
quote:Originally posted by Junkballer
He lives just a few miles South of me, if he's like other pecan growers around here he's working double time, harvest is right around the corner and many laborers have headed back South of the border.....or else in jail. There's always something needs doing in pecan orchards, they'll work one to death and he's overseeing thousands of trees, that's why I was a row cropper, the 12 pecan trees I had were too many for me.....I feel for him [;)]
Good point.
Man I sure do miss the squirrel hunting in the Albany area. Biggest squirrels I've ever hunted there!0 -
I see where Don posted on the other thread. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kimi
Man I sure do miss the squirrel hunting in the Albany area. Biggest squirrels I've ever hunted there!
Yes sir they're big around here [;)], one day I saw 3 pushing a Volkswagon Beetle across a pasture down towards the woods, I think they were going to make a nest out of it [:0].0 -
quote:Originally posted by Junkballer
quote:Originally posted by kimi
Man I sure do miss the squirrel hunting in the Albany area. Biggest squirrels I've ever hunted there!
Yes sir they're big around here [;)], one day I saw 3 pushing a Volkswagon Beetle across a pasture down towards the woods, I think they were going to make a nest out of it [:0].
Like a bunch of outlaws, black masks and all! Probably doing all they could to steer clear of those monster size, wood dwelling bullfrogs ya'll have down there, too!0 -
quote:Originally posted by gjshaw
I see where Don posted on the other thread.
I did? Don0 -
quote:Originally posted by kimi
quote:Originally posted by gjshaw
I see where Don posted on the other thread.
I did? Don
A couple of times.[:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
quote:Originally posted by kimi
quote:Originally posted by gjshaw
I see where Don posted on the other thread.
I did? Don
A couple of times.[:)]
Thanks, Bud, I'll correct that!!! Don0
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