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  • montanajoe
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  • Sam06
    That is a big Cobra!

    The biggest Cobra I eve saw was in South Sudan. It was at lest 14 feet long. It was crossing a one lane road and it streached all the way across and then some.

    I got out and checked it out while my Sudanese soldiers freaked out in the truck. They wanted me to kill it but I would not do it.

    When it raised up it was about 5 feet off the ground and I would say its hood was 8" across. It started hissing at me(I was touching it with a 5 foot stick near the tail.

    Very scary snake[;)]
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  • ChrisStreett
    ...bet that gave ya more ?horsepower?-bordering on near mystic powers-with those troops. (Lol, they?d always heard you white guys were nuts.)
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  • Sam06
    quote:Originally posted by ChrisStreett
    ...bet that gave ya more ?horsepower?-bordering on near mystic powers-with those troops. (Lol, they?d always heard you white guys were nuts.)



    They were scared to death of me[:0]


    We went to the range and they could not hit crap with their stupid AKs I had a BHP and out shot them at 50 yrds by a lot.

    We went into the field and they would not drink water. By the end of the day they were almost in a comma from dehydration. I was fine because I was well hydrated..........they though it was white mans voodoo.

    I could tell story's all night about how screwed up they are.

    They do a good job scaring women, old men and children, but I think I could conquer the whole country with a BN of the Mississippi National Guard, a Mortar Plt and a 105 battery[:0]


    The only problem was what to with it once you have it as its useless[;)]
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  • ChrisStreett
    Maybe just the voodoo would get it done. (Dunno who?d want that craphole anyway.) That white guy juju must be pretty strong over there. Hoare may have used some of that back in the day too. Whatever it was, in your case ya got back to the world. Now ya can torment Ricci 24/7 from a much shorter distance!
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  • hunter86004
    Geez, I didn't know snakes could grow feet.

    "Native to Asia, king cobras are one of the deadliest snakes in the world and can grow up to 18 feet."
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  • hunter86004
    Geez, I didn't know snakes could grow feet.

    "Native to Asia, king cobras are one of the deadliest snakes in the world and can grow up to 18 feet."
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  • grumpygy
    They shoot a dog but Capture Snakes.
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  • buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by Sam06
    That is a big Cobra!

    The biggest Cobra I eve saw was in South Sudan. It was at lest 14 feet long. It was crossing a one lane road and it streached all the way across and then some.

    I got out and checked it out while my Sudanese soldiers freaked out in the truck. They wanted me to kill it but I would not do it.

    When it raised up it was about 5 feet off the ground and I would say its hood was 8" across. It started hissing at me(I was touching it with a 5 foot stick near the tail.

    Very scary snake[;)]weren't you afraid of it spitting venom?

    and, what if a snake that big could chase you as fast as you can run... and catch you... [:0]
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  • grdad45
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by Sam06
    That is a big Cobra!

    The biggest Cobra I eve saw was in South Sudan. It was at lest 14 feet long. It was crossing a one lane road and it streached all the way across and then some.

    I got out and checked it out while my Sudanese soldiers freaked out in the truck. They wanted me to kill it but I would not do it.

    When it raised up it was about 5 feet off the ground and I would say its hood was 8" across. It started hissing at me(I was touching it with a 5 foot stick near the tail.

    Very scary snake[;)]weren't you afraid of it spitting venom?

    and, what if a snake that big could chase you as fast as you can run... and catch you... [:0]


    Probably not a spitting cobra. He wasn't worried about it catching him--The snake would have had a very dirty and slick trail to follow! [:D]
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  • buschmaster
    dunno, google says cobras can move up to 10 mph. people can run 12 mph.
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  • buschmaster
    okay, when they drop the tv they can run faster than 12 mph.

    always have been fascinated with watching how intelligent cobras are. check out this video and you can see how they act more like an animal than a big poisonous worm.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRbc4Ws0YJk

    would you want to mess with one of those 14' long, 5' tall and the hood is 8" wide? h-e-l-l no!! and I heard they can spit 10 feet and are a good shot. they go for the eyes. these guys in the video must know enough about cobras but they appear unconcerned about it.
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  • yoshmyster
    quote:Originally posted by us55840
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    dunno, google says cobras can move up to 10 mph. people can run 12 mph.



    I think some people can run faster than that .... haven't you seen the perps run on those reality cop shows?

    [:0]


    Properly motivated I would say yes. Like if a bear was to maul your ass [:D].

    Also about the story I was thinking that sounds like "Slash" from Guns And Roses.
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  • kimi
    There for a minute I thought we had the Maxipad cornered.
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