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  • droptop
    Quote: ?I hope this doesn?t lead to a mass exodus of new teachers and exacerbate our shortages,? he said.

    What? Having teachers who aren't qualified to teach is better than NO TEACHERs.

    Solution: Dig up some deceased teachers, prop them up in the classroom and spray air freshener once a day, problem solved and huge reduction in staff costs. (minus air freshener).[:p]
    PS: Just because they are there it's no reason to pay them overtime and NO TENURE.
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  • mogley98
    Sad indeed idiots teaching other idiots who think they are smart
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  • wiplash
    At least your District doesn't hire Pedophiles like they do here in Vegas!

    I think about 22 got caught last year playing with the Students.[:(!]
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  • SG
    It's not about education in the public school system. It's about dumbing down the next generation into obedient little slaves and making you and I pay for it.
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  • Sam06
    quote:Originally posted by droptop
    Quote: ?I hope this doesn?t lead to a mass exodus of new teachers and exacerbate our shortages,? he said.

    What? Having teachers who aren't qualified to teach is better than NO TEACHERs.

    Solution: Dig up some deceased teachers, prop them up in the classroom and spray air freshener once a day, problem solved and huge reduction in staff costs. (minus air freshener).[:p]
    PS: Just because they are there it's no reason to pay them overtime and NO TENURE.


    I saw that and thought that was one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.

    What he should have said was "thank god for the test that ID'ed substandard teachers before they started teaching".

    But that would have been exclusive and divisive unless he was talking about a conservative.
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  • p3skyking
    I dated a fifth grade teacher here in Alabama a couple of years ago. I was all excited because she was a nice looking 35 something woman. I assumed she had better than average intelligence.

    I knew I was in trouble when I mention "Are you smarter than a fifth grader" and got a vacant stare. After the second date it was obvious there would not be a third. She was a dumb as Kellie Pickler.

    https://youtu.be/r8pnec4Hxps
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  • Sam06
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    I dated a fifth grade teacher here in Alabama a couple of years ago. I was all excited because she was a nice looking 35 something woman. I assumed she had better than average intelligence.

    I knew I was in trouble when I mention "Are you smarter than a fifth grader" and got a vacant stare. After the second date it was obvious there would not be a third. She was a dumb as Kellie Pickler.

    https://youtu.be/r8pnec4Hxps


    Did you get to Home base?

    [;)]
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  • brier-49
    You do know that Kellie Pickler skit was satire ,,, right?
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  • SW0320
    Want to see how bad this is, here is the math test portion of the teacher test from Pearson for Grade 3

    https://parcc.pearson.com/resources/Practice-Tests/TBAD/Gr3Math/PC197016-001_Gr3MTBAB_PT.pdf
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  • Sam06
    quote:Originally posted by SW0320
    Want to see how bad this is, here is the math test portion of the teacher test from Pearson for Grade 3

    https://parcc.pearson.com/resources/Practice-Tests/TBAD/Gr3Math/PC197016-001_Gr3MTBAB_PT.pdf


    That is sad.

    I barely graduated HS and was an Enlisted Infantry soldier for 25 years, in other words I am a Knuckle Dragging Dumbass to most of the people in this country and I had no problem with those questions.

    The most math I used was In Army Schools like Halo, Pathfinder, Scuba and Jump Master schools where I had to determine things using a formula.
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    quote:Originally posted by SW0320
    Want to see how bad this is, here is the math test portion of the teacher test from Pearson for Grade 3

    https://parcc.pearson.com/resources/Practice-Tests/TBAD/Gr3Math/PC197016-001_Gr3MTBAB_PT.pdf
    Hows come it says it's a student test?
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  • p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by Sam06
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    I dated a fifth grade teacher here in Alabama a couple of years ago. I was all excited because she was a nice looking 35 something woman. I assumed she had better than average intelligence.

    I knew I was in trouble when I mention "Are you smarter than a fifth grader" and got a vacant stare. After the second date it was obvious there would not be a third. She was a dumb as Kellie Pickler.

    https://youtu.be/r8pnec4Hxps


    Did you get to Home base?

    [;)]


    Hahaha, hardly. The last satisfying encounter I had with an Alabama woman was 15 years ago. In a bar, a skinny little blonde was arguing with a guy about the Brits giving Hong Kong back to China. The guy was an idiot and totally clueless, but the chick was amazing me even knowing HK existed.

    I took my beer over and sat down with her. I had her locate HK on a napkin just to prove she wasn't parroting something she heard. To my utter amazement she correctly located China, India, the South China Sea, HK, and Macao right across the bay from HK.

    We stayed together two years until I could no longer deal with her pot smoking. She just veged out on pot.

    As far as the teacher, I couldn't wait to get away from the dumb bitch. She did know about probiotics though since she sold them on the side. [;)]
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  • shilowar
    quote:Originally posted by droptop
    Quote: ?I hope this doesn?t lead to a mass exodus of new teachers and exacerbate our shortages,? he said.

    What? Having teachers who aren't qualified to teach is better than NO TEACHERs.

    Solution: Dig up some deceased teachers, prop them up in the classroom and spray air freshener once a day, problem solved and huge reduction in staff costs. (minus air freshener).[:p]
    PS: Just because they are there it's no reason to pay them overtime and NO TENURE.


    Ends, justify the means mentality is pervasive in government. It's seen every where, rather than addressing the problem it's easier to lower the standard.

    Need more minority cops...but they can't pass the background..ok we need to relax background standards allow convicted criminals to apply....result...more police corruption.....
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  • mjrfd99
    When long time EOE takes over a system - it's doomed.
    You already know the examples.
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  • rambo rebel
    I told a school board member at a meeting one night years ago that I knew how to save the county $4,000 per child that was in school and give them a better education and had the numbers to prove it and when they asked how, I said put the same child in private school for $4k a year and save 4 of the 8k they were spending per child then. they told me to sit down.
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  • kimi
    quote:Originally posted by rambo rebel
    I told a school board member at a meeting one night years ago that I knew how to save the county $4,000 per child that was in school and give them a better education and had the numbers to prove it and when they asked how, I said put the same child in private school for $4k a year and save 4 of the 8k they were spending per child then. they told me to sit down.


    [:D]
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