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  • roswellnative


    After Zein got used to the slithering on his back — he decided to get a *.


    Well ok then, sounds ... low bottom

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  • Horse Plains Drifter

    I thought this was going to be about giving snakes massage therapy with a shovel.😜

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  • Rocky Raab

    We've gone from snake oil potions to...


    ...oiled snake massages?


    PT Barnum would be proud.

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  • roswellnative

    Now This is a snake massage I would pay good money for

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBstKtjYsZ0


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  • Grasshopper
    roswellnative: 31549184111259/comments/31549223464859

    Now This is a snake massage I would pay good money for

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBstKtjYsZ0

    You would have to have a BIG stack as she is married to a billionaire, really.

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  • Butchdog2

    Ain't enough Valium to get me to try that.

    Now Selma could walk on my back with her snake around her neck.

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  • dreher

    Can you say "Oh Hell no!!"


    And I have nothing against snakes. If necessary I will even pick one up to move it from where I don't want it. Having said that I repeat:

    "Oh Hell no!!"

    Selma without the snake "Oh Hell yes!!" Selma with the snake "Oh Hell no!!"

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  • chme

    Thought Peewee Herman got arrested for that???

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Yeah, well they are Garter Snakes.

    Call me when he's willing to do that with Rattler's or Copperhead's.

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  • bullshot

    Yeah, because everyone knows just how dangerous Garter snakes are .............. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • He Dog

    Or anyone with a brain.

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  • He Dog
    bullshot: 31549184111259/comments/31549228216987

    Yeah, because everyone knows just how dangerous Garter snakes are .............. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Actually they are considered rear-fanged and mildly venomous, though having been bitten 20 or 30 times I cannot testify to that.

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  • select-fire

    Thanks for this thread.. Now I have seen it all.

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  • allen griggs

    The back massage is over, now he goes for a face massage. Wait a minute! This is Egypt. That top snake looks like an asp to me.

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  • Grasshopper

    Rather have some hot Egyptian women than snakes, my preference.

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  • select-fire
    allen griggs: 31549184111259/comments/31549224544667

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6031683/uploads/RDEBUADVNKV5/snake-massage-1.jpg

    The back massage is over, now he goes for a face massage. Wait a minute! This is Egypt. That top snake looks like an asp to me.

    Looks like a new way to get the folks to start talking like parrots at Guantánamo Bay


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  • Okie743

    I've had lots of snakes have made me exercise my legs fast when I almost stepped on them or have stepped on them..

    I'm not afraid of snakes but respect them, no way in heck I would let any of them crawl around on me as massage therapy. (and they have to pay for this)

    But again not much of anything now days surprises me.


    I'm going to have to stop saying: How stupid can you get, people take it as a challenge.

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  • chiefr

    One thing certain about practically all the many snakes I have observed over the years is their habit of smearing musk and feces on their handlers.

    Undoubtedly such therapy would be embraced by members of main stream media.

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  • hillbille

    if someone did that to me, I definatley would not need an enema, I think I could empty myself on the spot............

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  • chme

    That guy is obviously not a Ranger- or he would be having lunch.


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  • Mobuck

    It's just a few little snakes. I don't see any big deal but on the other hand, I doubt the true therapeutic value.

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  • bpost

    Relaxing? Heck no! I would be so tense you could not pound a hat pin up my keester with a 12 pound sledge hammer.

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