Talking to yourself
🙃. Peanut
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Used to have a customer where I worked that would argue with himself.
It would go like this:
That xxx is really nice.
But you don't need it.
But the price is pretty cheap.
You already have one.
Yes, I but I really like this color,
etc. etc. etc.
It was a real hoot to listen to.
LOL
So he was the normal gun owner, he just talked out loud in place of in his mind LOL
I do not talk so much to my self as I cuss out what ever I happen to be working on and its not going well 😉
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Sometimes, talking to yourself is the only way to have an intelligent conversation.
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Had a coworker at at grocery store .he was our best worker so we let him go
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I spend a lot of time by myself in the middle of nowhere, so I talk to myself and the dogs quite often.
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Some things are just not as funny unless said aloud. Or in my case, doing voices, mangled words, and sound effects just wouldn't be the same.
Garfluvick narblebunkies.
See?
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Used to have a customer where I worked that would argue with himself.
It would go like this:
That xxx is really nice.
But you don't need it.
But the price is pretty cheap.
You already have one.
Yes, I but I really like this color,
etc. etc. etc.
It was a real hoot to listen to.
LOL
he was just talking to his " inner " wife............. thats the only one you can win an argument with
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do it all the time clears the isle in the store fast
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These days, with phone earbuds, who can tell if somebody else is talking to himself or is on the phone?
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Don't remember where I heard this but a person who talks to themselves is usually of higher intelligence.
I do it all the time. Usually talking to a Higher Intelligence!
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These days, with phone earbuds, who can tell if somebody else is talking to himself or is on the phone?
I found out what a "Bluetooth" was when they first hit the market. One of the other drivers was standing in front of his truck arguing with himself waving his hands around. I yelled over to him "Hey dumbazz, if you're losing that argument, just knock that a-hole out". He turns to me and says, "Dave, I'm talking to my 85yr old mother!". I had to get on his phone, and apologize to Mom for my language. She just laughed, and said she was going to knock the a-hole out, for arguing with her.
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First time I ever saw a blue tooth, me and the "gang" were siting in the Cracker barrel that is just a hop to the Kentucey Fair grounds eating breakfast before hitting the big gun show. Fellow setting across from us was just jabbering away talking to himself. What a nut until he turned his head and i saw the device sticking out of his ear. A long,long time ago.
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Back when I was on the job forty years ago. My partner and I got a call for a loud neighbor in an apartment building. Two young women called on a guy in the next door apartment. He was always having loud arguments with someone. We walked over to the door and sure enough this guy was a having a loud argument with another party.
I knocked on the door, and a male voice told the other guy to be quiet while he got the door. He opened the door and I told him there were complaints from others in the building and he had to keep the noise down.
He told me there was no one there besides himself and invited us in to see. So we went in...looked through the place, and sure enough he was alone. When we left, as soon as he shut the door, he started yelling " You see the trouble you got us in !"
Then he said to his imaginary friend..." You better not push that button!!! ..I'm warning you ...you better not push that button!
I rapped on the door again with my nightstick...he answered the door...smiled and asked me what the problem was...I told him he had to make his imaginary "friend" leave. We didn't want to see him get hurt...especially if he pushed the button.
We never had another problem with this guy, and he lived there for several years.🙂
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Have to talk to myself - no one else will listen to me.
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I just tell folks I'm working from home and having a staff meeting.
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My best friends are K-9's and they do understand what I am saying!
I also find myself "rehearsing" a lot so I can get just the right expression across to the four legged crew. Being caught doing this alone (by people) can get some funny looks! 🐶
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Seen a guy standing inside Wal Mart at the Deli looking at the ceiling and talking to himself, about same time that O'Bummer got re-elected. I was thinking now I know how he got re-elected, he is one of them. I could not just leave because they were working on my order but I moved several feet away and behind and when I stepped forward to get my order I heard him say yes Dear, I'll get that for you.
I then seen the small phone (blutooth) hanging on his ear. I'm still not sure he was actually using the phone, maybe he was thinking his wife could hear him thinking. (like when a married man is deep in the woods thinking to himself and his wife cannot hear him. Is he still wrong?)
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