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Goodbye Cruel World

 Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was

sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global

warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that

occupy media headlines.

  Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and

window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all

the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and

revved it to a slow idle. Four days later, a worried neighbor peered

through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the

emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition,

but his Tesla had a dead battery.

This is to be expected from a California Democrat.

😆😂😆

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  • Junkballer

    Another reason not to buy a Tesla, we can't lose for winning.

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  • mohawk600

    Wow..............I actually know a "Brad".........or knew him..........this guy I knew, backed his work truck up to his apartment bedroom window and hooked up a hose to the exhaust........ran a hose in through the window. Sealed off the room and went to sleep. I still work with his dad. Sad situation.

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  • Butchdog2

    This is happening often. All this negative BS is worse than the damdemic itself.

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  • Junkballer

    You gents don't get it do you 🙄, the Tesla is an electric car........it gives of no exhaust fumes therefore despite the mans efforts they were in vain.

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  • hillbille
    Junkballer: 31548175674779/comments/31548177206811

    You gents don't get it do you 🙄, the Tesla is an electric car........it gives of no exhaust fumes therefore despite the mans efforts they were in vain.

    are you sure??????

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  • Junkballer
    hillbille: 31548175674779/comments/31548166066843

    https://forums.gunbroker.com/discussion/comment/11236010#Comment_11236010

    are you sure??????

    Yep, no exhaust fumes or oil changes, you might have a better chance of electrocution while plugging it in to charge the batteries......😀

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  • nmyers

    And, of course, powered by an electric motor a Tesla doesn't ever "idle".

    Neal

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  • gesshots

    Just a little deuce coupe with a flat head mill

    But she'll walk a Thunderbird like she's standin' still

    She's ported and relieved, and she's stroked and bored

    She'll do a hundred and forty with the top end floored

    She's my little deuce coupe

    You don't know what I got

    She's got a competition clutch with the four on the floor

    And she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar

    And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid

    There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy 😁

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