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why you should not put much faith in a resume' --joke maybe--

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  • chme

    Reminds me of the after action report on a bomb run.

    "Due to unfavorable meteorological conditions, the aircraft commander elected to expend the ordnance on a secondary target."

    Based on pilot's report: "Couldn't find the damn bridge because of the fog, so I dumped my bombs in the ocean>"

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  • JasonV

    Not very long ago I was interviewing someone and the resume had all kinds of ambiguous statement like what is in the original post. So I started asking her to explain them and she laughed and thought I was joking. She finally admitted to just getting resume statements off the internet.


    She did not get the job and before I found out the lie she was the top runner and would have got hired.

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  • Geri

    Duck hunting. Studying the survival rate of migratingĀ birds inĀ hostile situations.

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  • Brookwood

    There is great power in words and when used in just such a way they can make a loser look good and a winner look bad.


    Had a teacher way back in elementary school that showed the class a news article from a USSR newspaper. This was of coarse during the "Cold War' back in the day. In a running race between an American athlete and a Soviet athlete the headline read, " Soviet Runner Comes In 2nd in the great race. American Runner comes in 2nd to Last" 😲


    YUP! Propaganda is what it is and we are sure getting bombarded with it from our own supposed countrymen!

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  • Mobuck

    I just hired a new employee. His resume was impressive and he was even better in person. His resume was an understatement of his capabilities so it can go both ways. I wouldn't say he's "smarter" than myself but he certainly knows more about the work I hired him to do than any of my other more experienced employees.

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