UFO Detector

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I'm gonna order 2 , just in case 0 -
One born every minute as they say. 0 -
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Ordered mine this morning ! ( just kidding!)!
Thanks !!!0 -
Need a BS detector that works at least 6 feet away . Know where I can get one. 0 -
I bought one of those years ago and got a package of FREE Sea Monkeys with the deal!
I keep the detector in a basement closet along with my collection of X-Ray Specs, Sad Sack Comics, and a talking GI Joe who never shuts up!
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Reminds me of the Little Jiffy Fuse Blower. Looked a lot like that. Power cord, one big red button, and a name label in bold letters. Had a relay that short circuited the power cord for a moment. Leave it plugged in on a workbench, SOMEONE was going to read the label, and push that button. To find they were standing in the dark because the machine just did what the label said. 0 -
Reminds me of the EMP shield. "For only $389 this tiny device will protect your vehicle from high altitude EMP blasts.
When all those other shlocks are walking to the store you can cruise by them in your Prius."
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I think I'm going to sell Chupacabra Repellers.
This amazing device emits powerful signals undetectable by humans but which completely repel attacks from vicious chupacabra monsters. Order one now, then simply plug it in anywhere in your house for total protection. Full refund if a chupacabra ever enters your home.
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Be the first kid on your block to own one. 0 -
Under bed monsters are much more common than Chupacabra's. 2nd only to closet mummies! I bet some enterprising entrepreneur will come along soon with a gadget that repels them all!!
Heck! A vaccine may come up with all the testing going on right now that just by accident does the same thing as any of these electronic gizmos.0 -
One of my employees lets a chain drag behind his truck, says it is supposed to keep big brother from using some kind of scrambling ray on us. He also says since the fuel delivery trucks have them he should have a ton of money real soon. 0 -
Don't need it; I have a Critter Detector!
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I want one, nice gag Christmas gift. 0
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