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World's Shortest Ethnic Joke

David Nunn
An Irishman walks past a pub.
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  • William81
    Hey....I'm Irish and I don't drink.... :)
    But.....I might be the exception.
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  • asphalt cowboy
     You know the difference between an Irishman's wedding and an Irishman's wake?

     One less drunk.
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  • dunbarboyz
    I am Irish and don't drink anymore! But was damn good at it.
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  • bpost
    An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    I'm Irish, and I love Irish jokes. I tell people "I'm just another dirty damn mick" I call our wheelbarrow an Irish dumptruck.
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  • dok2u
    That's pretty good, but I'd suggest that the world's shortest ethnic joke is really "BLM".
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  • Ditch-Runner
    as for me I have been told by older family members my departed ancestors were mostly scotch Irish and a dutch suppose to be my family tree 
     funny how the Irish were looked at and treated early on and were the whipping post for many cartoons and stereotypes
     I read once where at the turn of the century families if  pressed to answering  would have preferred there daughter marry a black over a Irish man that says a lot at the turn of the century  . 

    another  story was the Germans would settle in a area  build great barns and churches the Irish would settle in and build a still ..
     they were fierce fighters and independent the Germans and other's loved having them on there side when fighting but when not fighting they were more happy when the Irish went back to there homes 
       that   may explain why I hate being told what and when and how to do something and hate most all politicians or authority 



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  • chme
    Had a friend named McInnis.  He described his ancestry as half Scotch, half soda.
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  • kannoneer
    God invented liquor to stop the Irish from taking over the planet.
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  • elubsme
    Ireland was neutral in WWII.  

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  • Nanuq907

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  • Henry0Reilly
     You know the difference between an Irishman's wedding and an Irishman's wake?

     One less drunk.
    Correct answer: One less person drinking.
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  • Old-Colts
    That's not an ethnic joke; that's mission impossible! :D 
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  • ltcdoty
    I'm Irish...
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  • NeoBlackdog
    ltcdoty said:
    I'm Irish...
    They're just emptying the kegs so they can use 'em for flotation devices!  Clever!
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Unfortunately, BLM seems to be one of the longer ethnic jokes running.

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  • iceracerx
    There was a fella that was 1/2 Scottish and 1/2 Irish.  1/2 wanted to get drunk and the other half wouldn't pay for it (so says the 1/2 Scot and 1/2 Welsh fella)
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  • asop
    My wife is 93% Irish :#. Been to Ireland 6 or 7 times now.  What a great fun country.  Just love it :)
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