Talking Dog
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
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Hmmmm, talking dog! Don 0 -
I didn’t know they let dogs in nursing homes? 0 -
Sherry Lewis a venquilliquist (sp?) many years ago had a talking dog! Read she recently passed. Now that I'm thinking about it, it may have been a talking sheep? There was also "Farfull" the Nestles dog! 0 -
Sherry had a little lamb.
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Loved to watch her program as a child . Fond memories of hush puppy , lamb chops and charliehorse
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She tied him to a heater....jimdeere said:Sherry had a little lamb.
And every time he turned around....
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(I tried this one several months ago....wasn't a big hit then!!!)... 0 -
He was no Brian Griffin, eh? 0 -
I allways thought cats were bigger liars........ 0 -
A talking dog that does nothing but tell lies....we have several of those in congress.
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