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Nanuq907

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeeper says, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse replies, "I don't think I am" and vanishes from existence.

See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of 'I think, therefore I am'. But to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    And you were doing so well here Nanuq. 😥

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  • Nanuq907
    "And you were doing so well here Nanuq. 😥"
    Hah!  Sorry about that.  But.... that is also not the last stupid math joke I have.        o:)
     
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  • iceracerx
    Nanuq907 said:
    "And you were doing so well here Nanuq. 😥"
    Hah!  Sorry about that.  But.... that is also not the last stupid math joke I have.    o:)
     
    Bear in mind that this isn't Ken's web site and you don't need his approval.
    Some of us actually like math jokes. Maybe it's because we understand them.

    Such as: There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that know binary and those that don't. 


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  • jimdeere
    Hey, guys, don’t quit your day job. 
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  • asop
    I thought the punch line was "Why the long face" :D
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Where did I try and claim it Iceracerx?

    Humor directed towards a new friend. Some of us actually like humor. Maybe it's because we understand it.

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    I am just curious Iceracerx, why did you feel it necessary to take a cheap shot at me? Does it make you feel like a bigger Man?

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