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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Sorry Hillary, You Lost.

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Does your Dog Bite?

    No, my Dog does not Bite.

    I thought you said your dog does not Bite.

    That is not my Dog.

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  • Rocky Raab
    1: Thank you for your service.
    2: ...and your discount is...
    3: President Trump.

    (Not necessarily in that order. That's just how I thought of them.)
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  • grdad45
    Granddaughter and Grandson--"I Love you, Grandad!"
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  • US Military Guy
    Use your own discretion.

    dis·cre·tion
    /dəˈskreSH(ə)n/
    noun
    1. the quality of behaving or speaking in such a way as to avoid causing offense or revealing private information.
    2. the freedom to decide what should be done in a particular situation.



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  • austin20

    Keep America Great

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  • mrmike08075

    The patient has a terminal diagnosis...

    Close to 4 years later I am still not dead - real close a half dozen times and sometimes forced to consider if I would be better off dead - but still not dead.

    Mike

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  • iceracerx
    After observing the OP phrase:  "sheet, that weren't nothing.  Watch this!"
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  • Nanuq907

    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=680NlRI3v2I


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  • chme
    "You should get that, sweetheart- you have not bought a new gun in a while, and that looks really nice..."
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  • hillbille
    nice birdie..........
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Took you a while to look up what "phrases" meant, huh hillbille? 😉


    My all time favorite after 15 minutes wasted.

    "Why no sweetheart, pump #8 works just fine. (But) We're out of Premium." Aaarrgghhh............

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  • hillbille

    Took you a while to look up what "phrases" meant, huh hillbille? 😉


    My all time favorite after 15 minutes wasted.

    "Why no sweetheart, pump #8 works just fine. (But) We're out of Premium." Aaarrgghhh............

    isn't that about the same as, " your kinda cute without any teeth"...........but is that mailpouch your gumming??????
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Sorry hillbille, I am not up to speed on W VA "dating," etiquette.

    Oops, sorry - I threw another big word in there.


    How can you tell that the Toothbrush and Toothpaste were invented in W VA?

    Because in any other State, it would have been Teethbrush and Teethpaste. 😂

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  • RobOz

    Some Lives Matter.

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  • 4205raymond
    Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no one - for I am the meanest mother------ in the valley.       GP 
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Peace on Earth, Through Superior Firepower.

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  • Henry0Reilly
    Open bar.
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