The Ant and The Grasshopper
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The
ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This
one is a little different ..
Two Different Versions ..
Two
Different Morals
OLD
VERSION
The ant works
hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and
laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks
the ant is
a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come
winter, the ant is
warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has
no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL
OF THE OLD STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN
VERSION
The ant works
hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks
the ant is
a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come
winter, the shivering grasshopper calls
a press conference and demands to know why the ant should
be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and
starving.
CBS,
NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show
up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next
to a video of the ant in
his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America
is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How
can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this
poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?
Kermit
the Frog appears
on Oprah with
the grasshopper and
everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green'
Occupy
the Anthill stages
a demonstration in front of the ant's house
where the news stations film the Black Lives Matter group singing, We
shall overcome.
Then
Reverend Al Sharpton has the group kneel down to pray for
the grasshopper while
he damns the ants. He later appears on MSNBC to complain that rich
ants do not care.
Former
President Obama condemns
the ant and
blames Donald
Trump, President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan,
Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for
the grasshopper's plight.
Nancy
Pelosi & Chuck Schumer exclaim
in an interview on The View
that
the ant has
gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay
his fair share.
Finally,
the EEOC drafts
the Economic
Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive
to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is
fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs and,
having; nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government
Green Czar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and
given to the grasshopper.
The
story ends as we see the grasshopper and
his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food
while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just
happens to be the ant's old
house,
crumbles
around them because the grasshopper
doesn't maintain
it.
The ant has
disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is
found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned,
is taken over by a gang of spiders who
terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful,
neighborhood.
The
entire Nation collapses
bringing the rest of the free world with it.
MORAL
OF THE STORY:
Be careful how you vote in 2020.
I've
posted this because I believe that you are ants not
grasshoppers!
Make
sure that you pass this on to other ants.
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