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Worst tasting 'anything' you have ever experienced?

Tech141
I read the "Coke can on the treadmill" thread, and some of the replies reminded me of the WORST thing I have ever tasted.
I few years ago when I was a smoker, I would use a mountain dew bottle (filled halfway with water) as an ashtray/butcan when I would sit out by my pool.  One day I was outside enjoying the evening, sipping on a mountain dew.  At one point I went to grab a sip, and inadvertently picked up the butcan dew a took a healthy swig.  
GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!  The involuntary reaction my body had to it was Legen- (wait for it...) - DARY!  I started heaving/puking in a painfully spasmatic way.  Projectile vomiting, body locking up, falling to my hands and knees........ I literally thought I was going to die.  Made me reflect on my emergency appendectomy with fond feelings.  I was paralyzed, throwing up, and pretty much face down on the deck for about 20 minutes (felt like a week....)
To this day, I still gag a bit and feel kinda sick when I reflect on that dark day.

Anyone else have a 'uniquely horrible' taste story?
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  • Collector52
    Red squirrel.  Horrible.
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  • bs233jl
    Raw spinach is great. Cooked spinach is awful...It is like something out of a Ox's nose.
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  • Butchdog2
    Hold on just a minute. Take some baby spinach and wilt it like branch lettuce and that is some good stuff.
    Now boiled to the "snot' texture is another story.
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  • chme
    nuoc mam   +1000 right there.  
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  • mrmike08075

    Zima...

    Bartles & James ice tea +...

    Peppermint schnapps going down was so so - coming back up was an epic failure...

    French fries with mayonnaise instead of tomato ketchup - rot in hello you Philistines...

    Mike

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  • KenK/84Bravo
    pulsarnc: 31541645007899/comments/31541679571483

    Ken nailed it , stink bug ! Caught one in my mouth riding my motorcycle. Oddly enough I was close to Boone when it happened .

    The worst part about mine was that I had just finished eating while sitting on the couch. (This was before my eye surgeries,) Came back from putting the dishes away in the kitchen. Saw a "morsel" on the couch. Threw it in my mouth and chewed it about twice. Then it hit me OMG. Took forever for the taste to go away. Gaaack.........................

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  • Sam06
    Lima Beans
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  • ruger41

    Poi at a luau in Hawaii.

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  • Brookwood
    I have seen one of my dogs eat some stuff that would make a maggot puke!  Not joking either!
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  • CaneyRiverDog
    I have drank a liquid ashtray when I was around 12 or 13. instantly sick..... I've drank soured  milk and it's not even close. Not sure how anyone could say liver or limas are worse unless they don't get out much...lol
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