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I used to be a normal person

Bubba Jr.

I Used To Be A Normal Person(OK, that’s what I thought!)


As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for slavery.


I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself.


I went to High School, paid my way thru college, earned a degree, & have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged”.


I am heterosexual, which according to "gay" folks, now makes me a homophobe.


I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.


I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a defacto member of the "vast NRA gun lobby.”


I am older than 60, making me a useless person who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram or Twitter.


I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the "main stream" media tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.


I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.


I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.


I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.


I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem -so I must be a racist.


Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

 

If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use… and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY!





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  • Alpine
    I know who I am. I have lived too long. I have carried a gun on commercial airlines while on duty, now I can't even carry fingernail clippers on a comercial air line. 
    My how times have changed.
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  • chiefr
    30 years ago, I would have laughed at your post. Today, your list constitutes normalcy to those accepting partisan DEMOCRAT ideology.
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  • wifetrained
    I'm in the same boat.
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  • Butchdog2
    Count me in for the drawing.
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  • spasmcreeksrun
    exactly CORRECT ....but how to condense that on your gravestone for those illiterate..remember a cemetery took out a stone with the middle finger raised WITHOUT informing the family who owned the plot ...... ??
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