So, I reached into my underwear drawer and pulled out a..................................... thong!!
Since I was still sitting in bed, having just put my feet on the floor, it took me a couple of seconds to process what was in my hand. Then I said "Honey, why is your thong in my underwear drawer?" First thing in the morning she doesn't speak, she mumbles. I have no idea what she said but she rolled over, away from me, I did hear the "be quiet." Never a dull moment around my house!! 
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Be sure to be wearing it on your head when she wakes up completely. She'll be impressed! 0 -
Oh yea, but let her find a thong under your car seat and it's a totally different conversation. 0 -
go put it in the coffee pot, that will get her thinking about last night......... 0 -
It sounds to me like she is wanting you to try something "different".
Wear it to bed tonight and let her decide if it is a good idea.0 -
Even if I had someone else's thong under my car seat I'm completely safe!! Momma is a clean freak. She wont even open one of my car's doors!! 0 -
With out pics or video it never happened. 0 -
and I hope it stays that way..........bpost said:With out pics or video it never happened.
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If I somehow could get video of me in a thong I could make a lot of money!! There are people out there that would pay almost any amount to keep from seeing me in a thong so that every waking moment that vision wouldn't be with them!! 3 -
I hear they make a great covid mask 0 -
mac10 said:I hear they make a great covid mask
Yep. a social experiment in the making right there! Pop that sucker on your head, and go to Lowes. We'll need video evidence of the reactions though.0 -
Actually saw a video somewhere they were showing how to use a thong as a face mask. 0 -
While it would seem fashionable as a mask, it appears that it may not end well...
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What's a "Thong" 0 -
Crack floss 0 -
MaMa's got a new girl friend. 0
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