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Reflection during Self Isolation

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Reflection during Self Isolation: Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. • I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe. • I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. • Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom • PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. • Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job. • I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot. • So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them? • Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business. • My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. • Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat. • I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear? • I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to ‘’Puerto Backyarda’’. I'm getting tired of ‘’Los Livingroom’’. • Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun. • Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.


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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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  • gjshaw
    @...: 31538143706395/comments/31538174452251

    Pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh.

    +1

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  • select-fire
     I looked forward to yesterday when I went to the grocery. Only about 9 other cars in parking lot the whole place was filled with folks stuffing the shelves. Didn't see anyone I knew cause they had masks on. Halloween in April
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  • jimdeere
    https://youtu.be/5XcKBmdfpWs
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  • sxsnuf
    That was a belly laugh for me and my bride.
    If you were doing that as a stand up act, we'd pay to see it!
    Thanx
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  • jimdeere
    This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot. • 

    Love it!
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  • spasmcreeksrun
    good stuff....keep writing
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  • gartman
    Think you are wasting your talents here: you could go pro with that stuff.
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    I read that to my dog. We both had a good laugh. (Then) He looked at me, made eye contact and calmly said "People talking to Cats? That is some crazy stuff. Who does that?"

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  • hillbille

    I read that to my dog. We both had a good laugh. (Then) He looked at me, made eye contact and calmly said "People talking to Cats? That is some crazy stuff. Who does that?"

      I allways figured Ricci was a cat person............
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