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waltermoe
Were you overly exposed to hand sanitizer and alcohol during the Coronavirus out break?  You may be entitled to compensation, call are law offices at 555-555-5555 and speak to one of are attorneys.
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  • spasmcreeksrun
    if you think your hand sanitizer was not safe to drink you may have cause for legal action....CALLL<<<NOW.....
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  • Ditch-Runner
     I think some one posted it last week but still would be funny if not true 
    along with being stressed and having ptsd   (at the fill in the blank )----- for not doing enough to protect there customers 
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  • yoshmyster
    More like a DUI from your skin absorbing all that booze. Wait is it more like going blind? Rubbing alcohol makes you blind, right? 
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    I snorted some Hand Sanitizer. Now I have shortness of breath, running a fever, and have a dry cough. Can you come pick me up, and transport me to the closest ICU?

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  • spasmcreeksrun
    i read somewhere pole dancers were considered an essential service.....will they have to wear masks ?????
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  • KenK/84Bravo
    spasmcreeksrun: 31537836413211/comments/31537836880923
    i read somewhere pole dancers were considered an essential service.....will they have to wear masks ?????

    Yes, but not on their face.

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  • spasmcreeksrun
    yeah,  i figured each would be issued 2.....sadly does this mean the end of nudie bars????
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  • nmyers
    A couple of local distilleries have switched to making hand sanitizer.  How long is it going to take some teenagers to figure out how to distill the ethanol from the sanitizer?
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  • hillbille
      but where would you swipe the credit card???????????
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  • armilite
    I only use it when I go out to a store. Using it to much will wipe away the good bacteria as well as the bad.
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