LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA -
Lemon Pickers Needed" read the ad in the newspaper
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master's degree in Agriculture from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume.
"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."
She started work yesterday.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master's degree in Agriculture from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume.
"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."
She started work yesterday.
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That's the Savage we all know..... 3 -
Indeed:toad67 said:That's the Savage we all know.....
https://forums.gunbroker.com/discussion/1598170/the-lemon-picker
Since 2011 she now has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master's degree in Agriculture from Michigan State University, and has worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
Nice to see that she didn't waste those nine years.0 -
That's digging pretty deep Mark.....mark christian said:
Indeed:toad67 said:That's the Savage we all know.....
https://forums.gunbroker.com/discussion/1598170/the-lemon-picker
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I like it.
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If 2011 is too deep then here it is from 2016:
https://forums.gunbroker.com/discussion/1624346/applying-for-lemon-picker-job-joke0 -
Between the forgetfulness and newbies throwing up a pass. 0 -
That will be the last one. That way I'm certain I've never posted it before
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with the age and attention span of the members here, you could post it again tomorrow and most would laugh at it again.......savage170 said:That will be the last one. That way I'm certain I've never posted it before
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With the age of some of us, we laughed at it three times today.hillbille said:
with the age and attention span of the members here, you could post it again tomorrow and most would laugh at it again.......savage170 said:That will be the last one. That way I'm certain I've never posted it before
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I know its my second time today - I think 0 -
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I could read it every hour and get a good laugh. 0 -
Damn, I thought this was a post for someone seeking a GM product. 0
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