Another joke from He Dogs day

March 27, 2020 14:45

Judge: “Now, madam, please tell the court all that passed between you and your husband during this quarrel.”

Mrs. Jones: “Your honor, I can not remember everything, but I’m sure there was the rolling pin, three plates, and the stove lifter.”

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5 comments

Sperry

March 27, 2020 15:32
The best one was, "And how can you be sure the ______ was dead?" (the brain had been removed) but he might have been alive? (yes, perhaps practicing law etc etc)
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asop

March 27, 2020 22:59
You know the difference between mashed potatos and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatos
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Butchdog2

March 28, 2020 00:37
We used to eat every tater and pea in the bowl.
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austin20

March 28, 2020 13:52
😂
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Brookwood

March 28, 2020 17:54
Ole Dan'l Boone and Davy Crockett walked into a bar.
Dan'l got a bit scratched up n Davy was toothed a little but they managed to skin that bar!
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