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Been awhile since I done a joke

savage170
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.

Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's. Nope!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky. He wouldn't even smell it. What could I do but drink it!

By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so drunk I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!
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  • select-fire
    Hats off to the Redbreast.. :D
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  • Ricci.Wright
    Well that's a heart warming story but what about the joke???:#
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  • mmppres
    Its all you could to to help him along
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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    :D:D
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  • Merlinnv12
    Good one! It’s about time you told one. I really missed them!
    Keep ‘em coming!
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  • toad67
    Finally, you're back!!!! :D:D
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  • kimi

    Good one!

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  • He Dog
    Yeah, that is just the way I remember you drinking in Tulsa. :D
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  • roswellnative
    The world still turns
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  • Don McManus
    Good to see you back, but I don't think you can say 'been' in the title.

    Don

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  • NeoBlackdog
    How on earth could anyone hit the 'disagree' button on Savage's joke?  Some folks are just wound too tight!
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