First victim of toilet paper shortage
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Musta used that "Splatter Gun," someone else posted about in the how to protect your TP thread.
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I have these for sale...3 -
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Neoblackdog, Thank you, best laugh I have had in a long time. Thanks again.
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Thank Beneteau. I just made what he posted more readily available.waltermoe said:Neoblackdog, Thank you, best laugh I have had in a long time. Thanks again.
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Sure would be a sure way to keep folks at a distance! 0 -
harbor freight red rags 0 -
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box-o-rags at the auto supply stores 0 -
That looks mild compared to Stinky, a guy we had at my old job.
He'd wear the same gray sweatpants and t-shirt for days on end during the summer reeking of BO and stink bait.
One sultry summer night Stinky crapped his pants and the smear ran from his waistband clear down to between his legs. Oh God, was the stench rancid. For all I could tell he didn't even notice.
Now, to the right of our work bench was an open door. Closer to the bench was a tall pedestal fan, and between me and the fan was, you guessed it, Stinky. I got up and turned the fan off. Stinky got up and turned it back on. Once more it turned it off and when Stinky started for the fan again I went full blown drill sergeant on his ass. "Stinky! You've * yer bleening pants! Take yer stinkin' * home and clean yerself up!
Glory Be. Stinky didn't talk to me for over a year and a half after that. All that time tryin' to find ways to piss him off so he wouldn't get close enough to talk to me and I'd finally found the magic incantation.
most interesting: when you edit auto sensor doesn't catch the nasty words. had to insert the *s m'self.0
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