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Will Hoppes # 9 kill coronavirus???

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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    I would think so....
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  • US Military Guy
    Even if it doesn't, you will smell nice at the Service.
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  • mrmike08075

    Well they used to treat std's with mercury and Mercury based elixir derivatives...

    That and it was used to smooth out felt and fur hats - applied by hand by bespoke hatters...

    Added to wine to enhance color and flavor and give it legs...

    Hoppes #9 taken POR orally as needed and Ken knovums blue wonder applied topically to the skin - externally...

    Maybe Kat or betal nut or coca leaves chewed or brewed...

    A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down...

    Mike

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  • charliemeyer007
    Shooter's Choice or Ed's Red
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  • mogley98
    Great let me go right now and get some more big bottles now that you've started the run on it!
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  • Ricci.Wright
    I'm saved then cause I have absorbed a lot of #9 over the years. In fact I am opening a new 32 oz. bottle right now. Now that smells delightful, a pot of strong black coffee and Hoppe's #9. <3  
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  • Sperry

    Well they used to treat std's with mercury and Mercury based elixir derivatives...

    My comment --> Lil' rub of leaded gasoline is also a mighty preventative, so I hear. The district of ill repute near the lumber yard was called Gasoline Alley.

    (How do I reply to a quote? Duh!)

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  • BobJudy
    I'm saved then cause I have absorbed a lot of #9 over the years. In fact I am opening a new 32 oz. bottle right now. Now that smells delightful, a pot of strong black coffee and Hoppe's #9. <3  
    Wasn't it you that accidentally imbibed some cleaning solvent a while back? Maybe if you tried it again and then found some sick person to hang around with it could provide us some valuable data. Or at least a good laugh! :) Bob
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