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Things I like about CoviD-19

m88.358win
People tend to respect my personal space. Finally. I can’t tolerate people that insist on standing so close I can feel/hear them breathing. If they still insist on getting in my personal bubble, a simple cough with a mumble about feeling under the weather usually clears a 5ft radius around me. It’s like I have super powers.

Anyone else seeing the positive side of all this hysteria?

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  • mogley98
    People are using better hygiene
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  • yoshmyster
    Me being a Japo I can clear an isle if I start coughing and wiping my nose at the shops. It's kind a fun. I might start flinging my hand like I got snot on it. I figure if they allow dumbass people to bring their non service animals in to supermarkets I can act like an ass without being asked to leave.
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  • mogley98
    yoshmyster said:
    Me being a Japo I can clear an isle if I start coughing and wiping my nose at the shops. It's kind a fun. I might start flinging my hand like I got snot on it. I figure if they allow * people to bring their non service animals in to supermarkets I can act like an * without being asked to leave.

    Actually even a REAL service animal can be asked to leave if disruptive
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  • truthful
    I see a big advantage: The media are so busy being hysterical about the virus that they have backed way off from their 3-year old "Hate Trump" crusade.
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