In the "old days", remember what your mother used to say . . .
"just be home before dark"
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Say that again and I will wash yer mouth with soap! 3 -
If you weren't at the supper table at 5.30 Forget about it.. 3 -
Do you want your face to freeze like that?
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wait till your dad gets home....... 3 -
“One of these days you’re gonna have kids...”
(I never did. Three step daughters is bad enough.)0 -
I will snap a knot in you young man 0 -
Don’t make me come back there” said from the front seat of the family car .
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I once responded to that with a George Carlin line... "And I'll blow bubbles out my a$$!!Merlinnv12 said:Say that again and I will wash yer mouth with soap!
She didn't know whether to backhand me or fall on the floor laughing!0 -
How does “ make me go “ set off the auto censor ?
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you'll sit there till you eat that broccoli or else.....yuk green stuff 0 -
Don't make me stop this car. 0 -
Go cut me a switch and I don't mean a small one either 
, I think only farm/country boys can relate to that 3 -
Mom, where is my (you name it)?? Right where you left it Todd. 0 -
Mom:
Your time's coming.
Go out there to the hedge and get me a switch.
Never say never.
Dad:
If I've told you once, I've told you forty 'leven dozen times.
Boy, what's the matter with you?
Don't take any wooden nickels.
I'll see you in the funnies.
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Funny stuff!!!
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This is a little off subject but funny.
My mom and sister live together. They can come up with the craziest things to ask and discuss, so I am always telling my mother that she is driving me crazy. One day I was at their house and she started on something and I said, "Mom you're driving me crazy", and she looked at me with a slight grin and replied, " Well you drove me crazy for a lot of years, NOW its MY turn".
We were laughing the other day about her always sticking her arm out when she was driving and had to brake hard with us riding on the front bench seat of the car, no seat belts off course, like she could have kept us from flying into the metal dashboard with that extended arm, but I guess it made both of us feel safer.Love you Mom, even if you do drive me crazy.
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well ..theirs people in hell wanting ice water they don't get it ether
crap in one hand wish in the other see which one fills up fastest
go get me a switch if it breaks youll be gettin another one
if you find that money tree let me know
dont waste food there's kids starving in the world now eat your beans and taters and shut up
well when we were kids we ______________ fill in the blank its a cover all situation statement depending on what we ask for
only the rich kids can have them
are you that stupid
thinking back positive reinforcement for us kids was not a strong point for my parents0 -
Mom: "Someday you'll have a son just like you, for all the things you put me through".The night I called to tell her the "TWIN" boys were born, she couldn't stop laughing, and handed the phone to Dad.
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