The one eyed man...
...went to the barn dance Saturday night hoping to find a girl. After watching the pretty girls dancing with the handsome guys, he almost gave up hope. Finally, he spotted the girl with the hairy lip.
”Would you like to dance?” He asked.
”Would I ! Would I?” she exclaimed.
”I might have a wood eye, but at least I can shave my upper lip!”
”Would you like to dance?” He asked.
”Would I ! Would I?” she exclaimed.
”I might have a wood eye, but at least I can shave my upper lip!”
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oldie but goody ..
not positive however I think that joke came over on the Mayflower0 -
Hey, if you want newer jokes, you’re gonna have to tip better. 0 -
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now that's funnyjimdeere said:Hey, if you want newer jokes, you’re gonna have to tip better.
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Jokes are kinda like music IMO, the oldies are best! 0
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