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Severe Punishment

Ricci.Wright
for anyone who breaks spaghetti in half before dropping it in the pot. And then a reeducation camp with Gordon Ramsey to learn how to cook  and serve pasta. How the hell can you twirl broken spaghetti???? It should be a crime. If I was a politician I would make it the foundation of my campaign.  
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  • varian
    one of my major pet peaves.  i grew up in wva with a lot of italians, even some married into the family.  never ever break spaghetti.  twirling it on a fork is an art form. id vote for you on that platform.
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  • Sam06
    Now they make short spaghetti its call pot sized spaghetti.

    I agree about breaking it, a crime against humanity.

    That said I like fresh made, so much better than dry.
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  • love2shoot
    Full sticks for spaghetti, halves in the chili.
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  • select-fire
    Guilty... Whats the bond?
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  • Smitty500mag
    I'll stick with SpaghettiOs. I'm too old to twirl. 


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  • Butchdog2
    Twirl my foot, when it hits the plate I cut it to short pieces so it will stay on the fork.
    Twirling spaghetti, I guess the next thing is you use a spoon to roll it up with. Sissies.

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  • Don McManus
    If you enjoy it more broken, more power to you.
    If you enjoy it more at full length, more power to you.
    There is nothing to be gained by imposing a food purity test upon anyone.  
    A guest in my home is welcome to pour good Scotch Whiskey over ice, put ketchup on a beautifully grilled rib-eye, or even, God forbid, put sugar in his tea.
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  • beneteau
    Butchdog2 said:
    Twirl my foot, when it hits the plate I cut it to short pieces so it will stay on the fork.
    Twirling spaghetti, I guess the next thing is you use a spoon to roll it up with. Sissies.


    +1
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  • SCOUT5
    love2shoot said:
    Full sticks for spaghetti, halves in the chili.
    LMAO, now you've done it
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  • Ricci.Wright
    How the heck did you drop your Spaghetti into a bowl of Chili??? You must be more careful, that could explode or something.
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  • KenK/84Bravo
    Ricci.Wright: 31534847732379/comments/31534864174747
    How the heck did you drop your Spaghetti into a bowl of Chili??? You must be more careful, that could explode or something.

    Cincinnati style.

    Next thing you know, they will be talking about Chili without Beans.

    AKA - Hot Dog Chili.

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  • mogley98
    My wife's family is full blood Italian, me not so much, not a drop. I chop that stuff up so I can eat it like rice LOL
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    Butchdog2 said:
    Twirl my foot, when it hits the plate I cut it to short pieces so it will stay on the fork.
    Twirling spaghetti, I guess the next thing is you use a spoon to roll it up with. Sissies.

    Yep, sho nuff.
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    What is "Severe Punishment?" Flog me with a wet Noodle. (Broken in to pieces, of course.)

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  • yoshmyster
    Never break them but slurping them up and not make a mess is the art. Otherwise your shirt will look like a Jackson Pollack masterpiece.
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  • bullshot
    Butchdog2 said:
    Twirl my foot, when it hits the plate I cut it to short pieces so it will stay on the fork.
    Twirling spaghetti, I guess the next thing is you use a spoon to roll it up with. Sissies.


    THIS, don't need noodles slapping my face and slinging sauce everywhere. :)
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  • Don McManus
    bullshot said:
    Butchdog2 said:
    Twirl my foot, when it hits the plate I cut it to short pieces so it will stay on the fork.
    Twirling spaghetti, I guess the next thing is you use a spoon to roll it up with. Sissies.


    THIS, don't need noodles slapping my face and slinging sauce everywhere. :)
    Context is important.
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  • Grunt2
    SCOUT5 said:
    love2shoot said:
    Full sticks for spaghetti, halves in the chili.
    LMAO, now you've done it

    +1!!! :#
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  • bullshot
    bullshot said:
    Butchdog2 said:
    Twirl my foot, when it hits the plate I cut it to short pieces so it will stay on the fork.
    Twirling spaghetti, I guess the next thing is you use a spoon to roll it up with. Sissies.


    THIS, don't need noodles slapping my face and slinging sauce everywhere. :)
    Context is important.

    Yeah, I probably should have proofed that with a little wider net. :s
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  • gruntled2

    A guest in my home is welcome to pour good Scotch Whiskey over ice, put ketchup on a beautifully grilled rib-eye, or even, God forbid, put sugar in his tea.

    If you put ice in  good whisky from then on you get CHEAP whiskey in an old expensive bottle. How will you know the difference? I keep the old bottles just for people like that.

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