Heehee... Here's one I haven't heard yet.

retroxler58 · January 18, 2020 18:54

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his

parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious

that someone was at home, but no answer

came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and

wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and

stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed at the next

worship service, he found that his card had

been returned. Added to it was this cryptic

message, 'Genesis 3:10' Reaching for his

Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in

gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins

'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the

garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

😀

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